[MrRandomGuy]

you buy your wife a mother's day card and don't have any children

edit:

post other funny redneck jokes

[atreyu]

oh that's wrong

[MrRandomGuy]

it isn't wrong, it's all good fun. I'm sure you've told or laughed at blonde jokes at least once in your life. (blonde jokes make me laugh and i'm a blonde)

[atreyu]

i know it's funny. it's wrong as in the mother/wife part. that's kinda sick.i like the "u might be a redneck if..." jokes

[Friðbjörn]

I thought that was more shocking and sick rather than funny. But, you know, I support the concept of making fun of everything, no one, and nothing is holy, so keep it coming.

[majinkamahl]

You know you are a red neck if you go grocery shopping at the local 7-11.

[link]

Originally Posted by MrRandomGuy

it isn't wrong, it's all good fun. I'm sure you've told or laughed at blonde jokes at least once in your life. (blonde jokes make me laugh and i'm a blonde)

me too i have some jokes Q:like y did the blond climb the chane-link fenc A:to see what was on the other side

[stupidsoul1]

LMAO you guys are so slack...i tend to stick to "ur momma" and pick up line jokes.

[LPpinkfreak821]

hah blondes jokes are funny but MEAN as hell.. lol.... im blonde.. ne waiz...

you might be a redneck if your salad bowls are old butter containers

you might be a redneck if you mow your lawn and find a car

you might be a redneck if you work with you shirt off and so does you husband

you might be a redneck if you go to find a wife at your family reunion



my brain isnt' working.. thats all i can think of right now...

[Hyper]

lmao.. i <3 jeff foxworthy.

this should prolly be in the LPF Games section tho.

You might be a redneck if you think N'sync is where your dishes go

that's the only one i can think of right now (parents are shouting again..)

but don't forget the redneck words

wijuhdijuh - you didn't bring your truck wijuhdijuh?

mayonaise - mayonaise alotta people here

initiate - my wife ate some fries, a burger.. initiate a bag of potato chips.

[Brkng_Th_Hbt]

how is that redneck joke sick or wrong? ..maybe I'm just a retard.

[Hyper]

Originally Posted by Brkng_Th_Hbt

how is that redneck joke sick or wrong? ..maybe I'm just a retard.

ever seen a Jeff Foxworthy show? or Blue Collar Comedy Tour, the show or the dvd. or Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again? that's where it's from lol. jeff foxworthy = redneck jokes, bill engval = heres your sign, ron white = ... stuff? lmao. and larry the cable guy = perv sheezy.

[stupidsoul1]

lmao!!
those are just weird

[LPGirl]

lmao funny thread

you might be a redneck if you use old runners for flower pots
you might be a redneck if your sister and your gf are the same person, lol i know 2 far.. 0___o

[Hybrid_Hero]

u might be a redneck if the garbarge man is confused at what stays and what goes

u might be a redneck if ur bathtub is up on cinder blocks

u might be a redneck if if ur grandmother ask u to finish teh dishes because she needs to take a bath

[NoEnd]

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

[linkinpark-1]

you might be a red neck if you call reading while on the toilet multi-tasking.

[ROCKSLIDE]

lol.

You might be a redneck if your richest relative has wheels on their house.

[About2Break27]

You might be a redneck if you marry your cousin.

I love jeff foxworthy lol.

Jeff Foxworthy=love

[o0SugaxNxSpice0o]

--*Redneck Drivers Liscence Application Form*--

Last name: ________________
First name:
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed
(_) Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: _________________________
2nd Lover's Name: _________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know