babiangel1191
05-03-2005, 01:54 PM
CHESTER: "We're sooo boy bandish, aren't we?"
MIKE: "Here's the thing: we didn't really hear about that until we left the US. In the US, I think I heard a rumour through my brother that somebody started back East, but for the most part, nobody has even heard that before. Maybe it's the fact we've never been out here before and the lack of communication between fans and ourselves made that happen, but almost every interviewer has asked something about this boy band thing, and it's freaking ridiculous, it's so silly!"
CHESTER: "I think it's because of my strikingly good looks."
MIKE: "I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks."
CHESTER: "I totally disagree. I think i'm the most important person...ever."
MIKE: "I think chesters full of himself and I think thats really hot!"
CHESTER: "Yeah sometimes at night you're full of me too."
MIKE: Hehe, I know where Joe lives!!
BRAD: Where, under the bridge??
CHAZ: Hey, that's what I was gonna say!!!
PHEONIX: Chester likes anime porn.
CHAZ: Yes, and Chester likes other things too
PHOENIX: Why are you talking in third person?
CHAZ: Because Chester feels like it. Now shutup and be a good boy and go clean your room.
MIKE: Yeah, Chester is helping Ryan Shuck (of Orgy) out with his clothing line called Replicant.
JOE: Yeah, Chester is a fashion whore.
CHAZ: Fashion bitch! Its Fashion bitch, not fashion whore! There's a big difference.
JOE: There is? Oh, I didn't notice.
CHAZ: Brad has stinky feet! It smells like a skunk died in both his shoes!
MIKE: Yeah Chester likes to smell people's shoes.
CHAZ: My shoes smell spiffy! Wanna sniff?
JOE: Chester has a bad mouth.
CHAZ: Fuck, fuck, fuck?
MIKE: Bagawk!
CHAZ: I said fuck, not cluck!
ADAM: Okay Chester, I just have to ask you this, but what's up with your hair and your pants?
CHAZ: Dude, don't make fun of me or I'll have my wife kick your ass!
DR.DREW: Huh?
CHAZ: I'm serious, she'll whip out some mean karate moves on you. She packs a mean punch!
JOE: Judo chop!
CHAZ: Raaaar!!!
CHAZ: There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty.
MIKE: Chester?!
JOE: I remember this one!
CHAZ: Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!
MIKE: That was so not funny.
JOE: Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!
ROB: Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!
CHAZ: Then we attacked him with air freshener.
BRAD: Lysol!
JOE: I have an ass, its a nice ass but I don't go around showing it off like Chester does all the time!
MIKE: Yeah but you've shown it off once or twice!
JOE: Well that's different. I'm not like Chester.
CHAZ: Yeah I'm the assmaster!!!!
Do you have any wild stories or embarressing moments to share, while living on the road?
MIKE: I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida.
CHAZ: That was pure evil.
CHAZ: I'm sick of all this yelling...the only person i wanna hear yell is me.
BRAD: Yeh...and were sick of all that.
ROB: Hey, Joe, what are ya listening to?
JOE: Uh, nothing...
BRAD: He's listening to Chester's Madonna CD's.
JOE: No I'm not!!!
CHAZ: What?! I never said you could listen to them!!
JOE: I'm not!!
CHAZ: I'm gonna kill you, you hacker!!!
JOE: Leave me alone!!! (hides his face in his arms)
MIKE: It's okay, Joe... Chester's not gonna hurt you...
CHAZ: Yeah, I'm not gonna hurt you.... .... I'm just gonna...
JOE: NO!!!! NOT THE FROGGY!!!
ROB: Chester....
CHAZ: Oh, ok.... geez, I was just joking....
JOE: (sniffs)no you weren't.... you were gonna... you were gonna..
BRAD: Here, do you want Mr. Froggy???
PHOENIX: Yeah, Mr. Froggy won't hurt you...
JOE: (takes the stuffed animal) ok, thanks....
CHAZ: For some reason we like each other.
MIKE: He likes me a lot, and I can't stand him.
CHAZ: Oh, I guess not then.
MIKE: Chester and I met at a male strip club.
CHAZ: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers.
MIKE: And it just didn't work out....because my butt wasn't big enough.
CHAZ: Yeah and I've got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut.
MIKE: Its from eating too many donuts.
METAL EDGE: The mullet is making a comeback. Will we be seeing a red mullet on Chester Bennington at any point during OZZfest?
CHAZ: Personally, I hate them. I think it's a disgusting haircut. I think parents who force their young boys to wear mullets should be institutionalized. There's no reason to ever have a mullet...Unless you're doing it just to be a dork.
METAL EDGE: So would you ever do that?
CHAZ: Of course.
METAL EDGE:You guys really don't know what your next single's going to be?
CHAZ: We have no idea.
MIKE: Good job, Chester. Good boy.
Q: What do you guys do for fun?
CHESTER: We make fun of Mike's head.
INTERVIEWER: "First Question, how did you get the name Linkin Park?"
CHESTER: "Are you kidding me??? Shove it up your ass" (laughs)
CHESTER: "Every one died at 4:20 man!"
MIKE: "The time to die!!!"
JOAN RIVERS: What happens when you go to kiss a girl?
CHESTER: Um... usually our lips meet thats usually what happens.
JOAN: And this is just in the way at all? (points to lip ring)
CHESTER: No actually its not in the way at all. I've been with my wife for almost 6 years so she doesnt seem, it doesnt seem to bother her.
MR. HAHN: Why dont you try it?
JOAN: Careful!
JOAN to BRAD: Can you vouch for him cleanliness one?
BRAD: Umm, I'm probably the lest clean so you wouldn't want to take my word for anything.
CHESTER: Scott Weiland is a God!
MIKE: Yeah we know, you talk about him 24/7!
CHESTER: You're just jealous!
METAL-IS: You just mentioned (hed) Planet Earth and you toured the States with them and Papa Roach recently. Was that all young-lads-out-on-the-road type fun?
ROAD: Yeah, that was a great tour. We actually became really good friends with all those guys.
MIKE: Except for that damn Coby! He's real mean to us! He has nothing nice to say, and he always makes fun of me and Chester! And BC from (hed) Planet Earth calls us a naughty word! BC kept calling me and Chester 'vaginas'!
CHAZ: You know what else I noticed about BC? I kept seeing him kissing other men! (All laugh uproariously.) He even kissed me on the mouth once; I was like, "Dude, back off!"
MIKE: You wouldn't believe how dangerous it is to drive around with scented candles lit in the bus, but it's necessary.
CHAZ: We actually got smart and bought sticky velcro and put on either side of the candles, so they wouldn't roll around.
METAL-IS: Well, it's great to have a million-selling album - but then you have to follow it up
MIKE: We're just starting the first one, so when we get there, we'll worry about that!
CHAZ: It's only been two months!
MIKE: Besides that, we know that we're going to do a 150 hour jam session on the second album, so it won't be able to compete with the first one, because it will be so entirely different, you won't be able to compare it.
CHAZ: And we're actually going to change the name again to the Ambient Guitar Tapping Group. Brad won't actually be playing, he'll just be tapping the body of the guitar, so the pick-ups pick up the vibration of the strings and it'll be like "MmmmmmmmÖ."
MIKE: For 150 hours! And we'll release it in 150 hour long CDs. And you'll have to buy all of them to get the full piece.
METAL-IS: You know, I don't think I should print this, in case Pearl Jam see it
CHAZ: Waaaaagh! (Narrowly misses taking metal-is' journalist's eye out with his spiked collar as he jumps up and hugs her!)
MIKE: Oh, that's no dig on Pearl Jam!
CHAZ: Oh, you're my favourite person - and I didn't mean to turn you into a shish kebab!
PHOENIX: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
CHAZ: Huh? Lenny?
JOE: Lenny Kravitz?
PHOENIX: No I said Kenny! Southpark, you know!
CHAZ: Mr.Hanky rules! Pooooooopoooo!
JOE: We don't care about the Mtv awards. I mean, we're glad that we got invited to it this year and we got to perform. But we really didn't care about winning.
CHESTER: Yeah there's always next year.
JOE: We'll just have the giant whale eat all of the other competitors!
MIKE: Oh shit, look out, its Keiko!
MIKE: We don't know what this video (osc) is about. Joe [Hahn], our DJ, is the only one who knows what it's about, and he won't tell us.
CHAZ: He's an alien anyway.
MIKE: I'm not a very reading person, I like to look at pictures.
CHAZ: Mike likes porno.
MIKE: I don't like porno. I like graphics...
Which of your songs do you consider the hardest to play?
CHAZ: "The Song Remains the Same" by Led Zepplin.
MIKE: our songs Chester
CHAZ: Ohh...Sympathy by Beethoven.
MIKE: Answer one question seriously at some point.
CHAZ: Me?
MIKE: Its not just you, we're all doing it.
CHAZ: OK I'll be completely serious.
MIKE: No, don't be completely serious.
MIKE: "Here's the thing: we didn't really hear about that until we left the US. In the US, I think I heard a rumour through my brother that somebody started back East, but for the most part, nobody has even heard that before. Maybe it's the fact we've never been out here before and the lack of communication between fans and ourselves made that happen, but almost every interviewer has asked something about this boy band thing, and it's freaking ridiculous, it's so silly!"
CHESTER: "I think it's because of my strikingly good looks."
MIKE: "I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks."
CHESTER: "I totally disagree. I think i'm the most important person...ever."
MIKE: "I think chesters full of himself and I think thats really hot!"
CHESTER: "Yeah sometimes at night you're full of me too."
MIKE: Hehe, I know where Joe lives!!
BRAD: Where, under the bridge??
CHAZ: Hey, that's what I was gonna say!!!
PHEONIX: Chester likes anime porn.
CHAZ: Yes, and Chester likes other things too
PHOENIX: Why are you talking in third person?
CHAZ: Because Chester feels like it. Now shutup and be a good boy and go clean your room.
MIKE: Yeah, Chester is helping Ryan Shuck (of Orgy) out with his clothing line called Replicant.
JOE: Yeah, Chester is a fashion whore.
CHAZ: Fashion bitch! Its Fashion bitch, not fashion whore! There's a big difference.
JOE: There is? Oh, I didn't notice.
CHAZ: Brad has stinky feet! It smells like a skunk died in both his shoes!
MIKE: Yeah Chester likes to smell people's shoes.
CHAZ: My shoes smell spiffy! Wanna sniff?
JOE: Chester has a bad mouth.
CHAZ: Fuck, fuck, fuck?
MIKE: Bagawk!
CHAZ: I said fuck, not cluck!
ADAM: Okay Chester, I just have to ask you this, but what's up with your hair and your pants?
CHAZ: Dude, don't make fun of me or I'll have my wife kick your ass!
DR.DREW: Huh?
CHAZ: I'm serious, she'll whip out some mean karate moves on you. She packs a mean punch!
JOE: Judo chop!
CHAZ: Raaaar!!!
CHAZ: There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty.
MIKE: Chester?!
JOE: I remember this one!
CHAZ: Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!
MIKE: That was so not funny.
JOE: Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!
ROB: Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!
CHAZ: Then we attacked him with air freshener.
BRAD: Lysol!
JOE: I have an ass, its a nice ass but I don't go around showing it off like Chester does all the time!
MIKE: Yeah but you've shown it off once or twice!
JOE: Well that's different. I'm not like Chester.
CHAZ: Yeah I'm the assmaster!!!!
Do you have any wild stories or embarressing moments to share, while living on the road?
MIKE: I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida.
CHAZ: That was pure evil.
CHAZ: I'm sick of all this yelling...the only person i wanna hear yell is me.
BRAD: Yeh...and were sick of all that.
ROB: Hey, Joe, what are ya listening to?
JOE: Uh, nothing...
BRAD: He's listening to Chester's Madonna CD's.
JOE: No I'm not!!!
CHAZ: What?! I never said you could listen to them!!
JOE: I'm not!!
CHAZ: I'm gonna kill you, you hacker!!!
JOE: Leave me alone!!! (hides his face in his arms)
MIKE: It's okay, Joe... Chester's not gonna hurt you...
CHAZ: Yeah, I'm not gonna hurt you.... .... I'm just gonna...
JOE: NO!!!! NOT THE FROGGY!!!
ROB: Chester....
CHAZ: Oh, ok.... geez, I was just joking....
JOE: (sniffs)no you weren't.... you were gonna... you were gonna..
BRAD: Here, do you want Mr. Froggy???
PHOENIX: Yeah, Mr. Froggy won't hurt you...
JOE: (takes the stuffed animal) ok, thanks....
CHAZ: For some reason we like each other.
MIKE: He likes me a lot, and I can't stand him.
CHAZ: Oh, I guess not then.
MIKE: Chester and I met at a male strip club.
CHAZ: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers.
MIKE: And it just didn't work out....because my butt wasn't big enough.
CHAZ: Yeah and I've got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut.
MIKE: Its from eating too many donuts.
METAL EDGE: The mullet is making a comeback. Will we be seeing a red mullet on Chester Bennington at any point during OZZfest?
CHAZ: Personally, I hate them. I think it's a disgusting haircut. I think parents who force their young boys to wear mullets should be institutionalized. There's no reason to ever have a mullet...Unless you're doing it just to be a dork.
METAL EDGE: So would you ever do that?
CHAZ: Of course.
METAL EDGE:You guys really don't know what your next single's going to be?
CHAZ: We have no idea.
MIKE: Good job, Chester. Good boy.
Q: What do you guys do for fun?
CHESTER: We make fun of Mike's head.
INTERVIEWER: "First Question, how did you get the name Linkin Park?"
CHESTER: "Are you kidding me??? Shove it up your ass" (laughs)
CHESTER: "Every one died at 4:20 man!"
MIKE: "The time to die!!!"
JOAN RIVERS: What happens when you go to kiss a girl?
CHESTER: Um... usually our lips meet thats usually what happens.
JOAN: And this is just in the way at all? (points to lip ring)
CHESTER: No actually its not in the way at all. I've been with my wife for almost 6 years so she doesnt seem, it doesnt seem to bother her.
MR. HAHN: Why dont you try it?
JOAN: Careful!
JOAN to BRAD: Can you vouch for him cleanliness one?
BRAD: Umm, I'm probably the lest clean so you wouldn't want to take my word for anything.
CHESTER: Scott Weiland is a God!
MIKE: Yeah we know, you talk about him 24/7!
CHESTER: You're just jealous!
METAL-IS: You just mentioned (hed) Planet Earth and you toured the States with them and Papa Roach recently. Was that all young-lads-out-on-the-road type fun?
ROAD: Yeah, that was a great tour. We actually became really good friends with all those guys.
MIKE: Except for that damn Coby! He's real mean to us! He has nothing nice to say, and he always makes fun of me and Chester! And BC from (hed) Planet Earth calls us a naughty word! BC kept calling me and Chester 'vaginas'!
CHAZ: You know what else I noticed about BC? I kept seeing him kissing other men! (All laugh uproariously.) He even kissed me on the mouth once; I was like, "Dude, back off!"
MIKE: You wouldn't believe how dangerous it is to drive around with scented candles lit in the bus, but it's necessary.
CHAZ: We actually got smart and bought sticky velcro and put on either side of the candles, so they wouldn't roll around.
METAL-IS: Well, it's great to have a million-selling album - but then you have to follow it up
MIKE: We're just starting the first one, so when we get there, we'll worry about that!
CHAZ: It's only been two months!
MIKE: Besides that, we know that we're going to do a 150 hour jam session on the second album, so it won't be able to compete with the first one, because it will be so entirely different, you won't be able to compare it.
CHAZ: And we're actually going to change the name again to the Ambient Guitar Tapping Group. Brad won't actually be playing, he'll just be tapping the body of the guitar, so the pick-ups pick up the vibration of the strings and it'll be like "MmmmmmmmÖ."
MIKE: For 150 hours! And we'll release it in 150 hour long CDs. And you'll have to buy all of them to get the full piece.
METAL-IS: You know, I don't think I should print this, in case Pearl Jam see it
CHAZ: Waaaaagh! (Narrowly misses taking metal-is' journalist's eye out with his spiked collar as he jumps up and hugs her!)
MIKE: Oh, that's no dig on Pearl Jam!
CHAZ: Oh, you're my favourite person - and I didn't mean to turn you into a shish kebab!
PHOENIX: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
CHAZ: Huh? Lenny?
JOE: Lenny Kravitz?
PHOENIX: No I said Kenny! Southpark, you know!
CHAZ: Mr.Hanky rules! Pooooooopoooo!
JOE: We don't care about the Mtv awards. I mean, we're glad that we got invited to it this year and we got to perform. But we really didn't care about winning.
CHESTER: Yeah there's always next year.
JOE: We'll just have the giant whale eat all of the other competitors!
MIKE: Oh shit, look out, its Keiko!
MIKE: We don't know what this video (osc) is about. Joe [Hahn], our DJ, is the only one who knows what it's about, and he won't tell us.
CHAZ: He's an alien anyway.
MIKE: I'm not a very reading person, I like to look at pictures.
CHAZ: Mike likes porno.
MIKE: I don't like porno. I like graphics...
Which of your songs do you consider the hardest to play?
CHAZ: "The Song Remains the Same" by Led Zepplin.
MIKE: our songs Chester
CHAZ: Ohh...Sympathy by Beethoven.
MIKE: Answer one question seriously at some point.
CHAZ: Me?
MIKE: Its not just you, we're all doing it.
CHAZ: OK I'll be completely serious.
MIKE: No, don't be completely serious.