Hahninator
03-05-2005, 06:13 PM
Ok guys, here's something else to do. Name your favorite LP quotes. You can do it by member or whatever. Heck, you can have 1 or you can have 100. This is a TON of stuff that I've held for a while lol, I can't believe I have so many quotes. Most are from the Frat Party at the Pancake Festival DVD, because it's just hilarious and has a lot of good quotes in it. Yeah, this is a freakin ton of stuff lol
Mine are:
Joe-
"You know you're stylin' when you're rollin' with Mr. Hahn" -Frat Party DVD
'You know you're successfull when someone makes a skateboard out of you. This is the official Linkin Park skateboard. How dope is that?" -Frat Party DVD
"Linkin Park Chat! Word-Up! Everyone gets in except me and when I do get in, they don't believe it's me!" -Frat Party DVD
Q: "What do you think of all the little teenie boppers out there liking you for your looks and not your music?"
Joe: "They aren't teenie boppers! They're Linkie Boppers!
Mike-
"I see you people in the pit. Where you people in the mosh pit at?" -Rock Am Ring 04
"Take it back! *throws Chicken Picasse on the roof below*" -Frat Party DVD
"Turn up the poop track and turn down the soul" -Collision Course DVD
[camera on Snug-Fit Condoms] "Sucks to be the guy who has to wear one of these, huh?" -Frat Party DVD
"Nothing is less cool than being the two guys in the band who have the same shirts on accidentally" -Frat Party DVD
Chester-
"I've signed enough boobies in my life to be done with boobies... to sign, I mean."
"TURN OFF THE CAMERA JOE!" --Later-- "HOW'S IT FEEL JOE? TO BE THE GUY, THE GUY IN THE EYE!" -Frat Party DVD
"Yeah, I'm scared, Jay-Z might whoop my ass" -Collision Course DVD
"Shtank Finger" -Frat Party DVD
"This mean evil spider came and posioned me and now I have this huge swelting spider bite on my ass. It just looks like a bruise now, 'cause all the poison has seeped into my system, and is trying to kill me -Later- Yeah I get sick alot, but this time I didn't get sick, I was poisoned!"
"The plan was originally brought up by my associate Spike Minoda. His idea was to destroy the Deftones by replacing their water with vodka! *Evil Laugh*" -Frat Party DVD
Phoenix-
"So after interviews, you go to your luggage bag and pull out the first shirt on top, then what happens is you have identical shirts." -Frat Party DVD
"See there, Regular Finger, Steak Finger." -Frat Party DVD
"It's just like Frogger" -Frat Party DVD
"Yeah, half our songs we write are just jokes we do in Mike's Garage *cuts to Chester singing Wizard Song*" -Making of Meteora DVD
Rob-
"So sometimes when you go to get your luggage, the bay key is gone. Then you have to go to Mike Shinoda who usually has it in his pocket or bunk somewhere" -Frat Party DVD
Brad-
"...and if you get hit, you get put on MTV News!" -Frat Party DVD
"This is Linkin Park's warm up before every show *Chester makes weird movements on a chair*" -Frat Party DVD
Group Convos-
Chester: "There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use the porta potty."
Mike: "CHESTER!"
Joe: "I remember this one."
Chester: "Anyways, Mike went to use the Porta-Potty and we were in the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was still in it."
Mike: "Thats not funny."
Joe: "Yeah it was. You should have seen the look on your face when you got outta there."
Rob: "Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad."
Chester: "Then we attacked him with air freshener."
Brad: "Lysol!"
"I think it's because of my strikingly good looks." - Chester
"I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks." - Mike
"I totally disagree. I think i'm the most important person...ever." - Chester
"I think chesters full of himself and I think thats really hot!" - Mike
"Yeah sometimes at night you're full of me too." - Chester
Chester: "Have you ever played the Penis Game?"
Cane: "WHAT?!"
Chester: "The Penis Game!"
Cane: "What the hell is that?!"
Chester: "Wanna play it with me?"
Cane: "Uh, no thanks!"
Mike: "Oh come on, you know you do!"
Cane: "Would someone mind telling me what the hell the Penis Game is?"
Chester: "Its where I slap you with my penis!"
Joe: "No its not! Someone says Penis really quietly and then someone else repeats but in a louder tone and then it keeps going and going until it gets really loud and the loudest person wins!"
Cane: "Oh, okay."
Joe: "Penis!"
Brad: "Phoenix has no penis!"
Phoenix: "Now that you mention it, my name kinda ryhmes with Penis!"
Joe: "No it doesn't!"
The whole convo thing where Joe, Rob and Mike try to get Stefano and Susan to open their doors at the hotel lol
Joe: Pan right ... Pan right ... Pan right ... Pan right ... Pan right ...
Phoenix: Joe wants you to film him Brad.
Joe: CUT. Give it to me ... I'll give it back to you. GIVE ... IT ... BACK!!!
Joe: "Mike - he went over there. Put a cd in, was looking at the TV, sat on that table and broke it in half"
Mike: "Oh my god! I'm so bummed"
Joe: "Stupid Rock Star"
Mike: "How funny is this dude? -- I put my fat ass...I put my fat ass on this table and I broke it."
Joe: We put the glass under the couch and we're putting this table under the bed. So hopefully they won't find it and charge us.
Mike: I'm the fattest.
Mine are:
Joe-
"You know you're stylin' when you're rollin' with Mr. Hahn" -Frat Party DVD
'You know you're successfull when someone makes a skateboard out of you. This is the official Linkin Park skateboard. How dope is that?" -Frat Party DVD
"Linkin Park Chat! Word-Up! Everyone gets in except me and when I do get in, they don't believe it's me!" -Frat Party DVD
Q: "What do you think of all the little teenie boppers out there liking you for your looks and not your music?"
Joe: "They aren't teenie boppers! They're Linkie Boppers!
Mike-
"I see you people in the pit. Where you people in the mosh pit at?" -Rock Am Ring 04
"Take it back! *throws Chicken Picasse on the roof below*" -Frat Party DVD
"Turn up the poop track and turn down the soul" -Collision Course DVD
[camera on Snug-Fit Condoms] "Sucks to be the guy who has to wear one of these, huh?" -Frat Party DVD
"Nothing is less cool than being the two guys in the band who have the same shirts on accidentally" -Frat Party DVD
Chester-
"I've signed enough boobies in my life to be done with boobies... to sign, I mean."
"TURN OFF THE CAMERA JOE!" --Later-- "HOW'S IT FEEL JOE? TO BE THE GUY, THE GUY IN THE EYE!" -Frat Party DVD
"Yeah, I'm scared, Jay-Z might whoop my ass" -Collision Course DVD
"Shtank Finger" -Frat Party DVD
"This mean evil spider came and posioned me and now I have this huge swelting spider bite on my ass. It just looks like a bruise now, 'cause all the poison has seeped into my system, and is trying to kill me -Later- Yeah I get sick alot, but this time I didn't get sick, I was poisoned!"
"The plan was originally brought up by my associate Spike Minoda. His idea was to destroy the Deftones by replacing their water with vodka! *Evil Laugh*" -Frat Party DVD
Phoenix-
"So after interviews, you go to your luggage bag and pull out the first shirt on top, then what happens is you have identical shirts." -Frat Party DVD
"See there, Regular Finger, Steak Finger." -Frat Party DVD
"It's just like Frogger" -Frat Party DVD
"Yeah, half our songs we write are just jokes we do in Mike's Garage *cuts to Chester singing Wizard Song*" -Making of Meteora DVD
Rob-
"So sometimes when you go to get your luggage, the bay key is gone. Then you have to go to Mike Shinoda who usually has it in his pocket or bunk somewhere" -Frat Party DVD
Brad-
"...and if you get hit, you get put on MTV News!" -Frat Party DVD
"This is Linkin Park's warm up before every show *Chester makes weird movements on a chair*" -Frat Party DVD
Group Convos-
Chester: "There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use the porta potty."
Mike: "CHESTER!"
Joe: "I remember this one."
Chester: "Anyways, Mike went to use the Porta-Potty and we were in the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was still in it."
Mike: "Thats not funny."
Joe: "Yeah it was. You should have seen the look on your face when you got outta there."
Rob: "Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad."
Chester: "Then we attacked him with air freshener."
Brad: "Lysol!"
"I think it's because of my strikingly good looks." - Chester
"I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks." - Mike
"I totally disagree. I think i'm the most important person...ever." - Chester
"I think chesters full of himself and I think thats really hot!" - Mike
"Yeah sometimes at night you're full of me too." - Chester
Chester: "Have you ever played the Penis Game?"
Cane: "WHAT?!"
Chester: "The Penis Game!"
Cane: "What the hell is that?!"
Chester: "Wanna play it with me?"
Cane: "Uh, no thanks!"
Mike: "Oh come on, you know you do!"
Cane: "Would someone mind telling me what the hell the Penis Game is?"
Chester: "Its where I slap you with my penis!"
Joe: "No its not! Someone says Penis really quietly and then someone else repeats but in a louder tone and then it keeps going and going until it gets really loud and the loudest person wins!"
Cane: "Oh, okay."
Joe: "Penis!"
Brad: "Phoenix has no penis!"
Phoenix: "Now that you mention it, my name kinda ryhmes with Penis!"
Joe: "No it doesn't!"
The whole convo thing where Joe, Rob and Mike try to get Stefano and Susan to open their doors at the hotel lol
Joe: Pan right ... Pan right ... Pan right ... Pan right ... Pan right ...
Phoenix: Joe wants you to film him Brad.
Joe: CUT. Give it to me ... I'll give it back to you. GIVE ... IT ... BACK!!!
Joe: "Mike - he went over there. Put a cd in, was looking at the TV, sat on that table and broke it in half"
Mike: "Oh my god! I'm so bummed"
Joe: "Stupid Rock Star"
Mike: "How funny is this dude? -- I put my fat ass...I put my fat ass on this table and I broke it."
Joe: We put the glass under the couch and we're putting this table under the bed. So hopefully they won't find it and charge us.
Mike: I'm the fattest.