lol chazzy Chazisms

[LPGirl]

i found this while on the net, omg lol

The 10 Chazzy Chazisms

1. Thou shalt never disrespect Chazzy Chaz.

2. Thou shalt never speak of Chazzy Chaz in vain.

3. Thou shalt love Chazzy Chaz for all his mysterious ways.

4. Thou shalt cover every square inch of your living quarters with his pictures.

5. Thou shalt take his birthday like a party day.

6. Thou shalt speak of, think of, and admire Chazzy Chaz daily.

7. Thou shalt quote Chazzy Chaz each day.

8. Thou shalt not disrespect his hairstyle.

9. Thou shalt praise his God given talent... his voice and angelic screech.

10. Thou shalt shut up when he's talking to you.


More Chazzy Chazisms

"Thou shalt listen to him like it or not right now"

"Thou shalt always love and admire Chester's thoughts, feelings and creations (Draven his little baby boy)"

"Thou shalt wear the devine Chazzy Chaz horn-rimmed glasses even if thine sight is perfect"

"Thou shalt not disrespect anyone he cares about (wife Samantha, son Draven, fans and admirers)"

"Thou shalt give respect to Chester's wife no matter how much you dislike her"

"Thou shalt kiss at least one Chazzy Chaz picture each day"

"Thou shalt not sleep before a Linkin Park concert... thinking about Chester "

"Thou shalt help the 'Chemist' in any stunt possible"

"Thou shalt show love for the other members of Linkin Park, even though you know Chazzy Chaz is your favourite"

"Thou shalt get at least one of the Chazzy Chaz's many tatoos"

"Thou shalt worship and admire Chazzy Chaz's quirky ways of life"

"Thou shalt try to learn to screech in the Chazzy Chaz style (although no ones as good as him!)"

"Thou shalt sign up for every Linkin Park/ Chester Bennington fan club and mailing list there is and reep the benefits"

"Thou shalt rejoice on Draven's Birthday, as if it were your brother's "

"Thou shalt plaster your locker with pictures of Chester and take at least one to every class, to stare at"

"Thou shalt not be seen without a duplicate of Chester's beloved Wallet Chain"

"Thou shalt dedicate at least an entire day to Chazzy Chaz a week"

"Thou shalt proclaim Chazzy Chaz is always right, even when he's wrong, he's right!"

"Thou shalt stand up to anyone who disrespects the Chaz!"

"Thou shalt take our favourite Chazy Chaz saying and say it all the time and annoy everyone with it!"

"Thou shalt love the Chazzy Chaz even when they cannot take it anymore and they've said everything they've said before"

"Thou shalt always be thinking about Chazzy Chaz and mention him at least once a day to your friends even if it annoys them"

"Thou shalt.... not eat Chester" (Admin - Don't worry people, I'm confused here too! LOL)

"Thou shalt know every verse of every song, every part when an instrument starts and stops, and each person's tone in Linkin Park songs, especially the parts when Chester comes in!"

"Thou shalt drop everything you are doing when you hear or see anything about Linkin Park"

"Thou shalt never love anyone more than Chazzy Chaz (or they shall suffer the consequences!)"

"Thou shalt never leave the house without a picture of Chazzy Chaz"

[4everLP_Shinoda]

Nice find LPgirl;),those are hilarious,I will start the Chazy´s Chazims 2day:pjk

[stupidsoul1]

lmao i only do one of those things on that list

[LPGirl]

lmao i only do one of those things on that list
which 1, lol:D

[stupidsoul1]

"Thou shalt drop everything you are doing when you hear or see anything about Linkin Park"

lol its kinda embarassing

[spike91232004]

lmao, that is pretty funny stuff. Nice Find!

[LPGirl]

"Thou shalt drop everything you are doing when you hear or see anything about Linkin Park"

lol its kinda embarassing
yer i did tha the other day i was in the kitchen make breakfast and i heard numb/encore on tv, and i drop my bowl and ran to the tv, lol heehee the bowl broke and lucky there was nothing in it:D

[4everLP_Shinoda]

"Thou shalt drop everything you are doing when you hear or see anything about Linkin Park"

lol its kinda embarassing
Don´t worry,u aren´t the only one who does it,I do it 2 :D

[Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever]

"Thou shalt drop everything you are doing when you hear or see anything about Linkin Park"

lol its kinda embarassing


Hehehe same! :D

[[LP]GotLinkinPark?]

I did that in Hollister (don't ask....read journal) cause they have LIT there in this little request-o cd player so I played like every song and spazzed out and sang along when they came on. :D I one more "Thou shall follow every Chazzy Chazism every day of their life." lol I'm starting!!!

[stupidsoul1]

hehe
im more like fall out of my bed n like roll down the stairs n then slide into the door if i was wearing socks.... nobody told the door to be closed so its not my fault....

[XrockinfreakX]

ss1 i do that to lol dont feel bad thats really funny lol

[UnhingedMouse0]

Wow, these things are EXREMELY funny... :D


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Thou must follow thy Chazzy Chazisms every singel day!
______
Got Milk? [To drink]

Got Cookies? [To go with the milk]

Got Chazzy Chazisms? [To go with Everything]

...Well now you do!
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[4everLP_Shinoda]

Wow, these things are EXREMELY funny... :D


______
Thou must follow thy Chazzy Chazisms every singel day!
______
Got Milk? [To drink]

Got Cookies? [To go with the milk]

Got Chazzy Chazisms? [To go with Everything]

...Well now you do!
______
haha that was fun,I´m starting this Chazy thing lol jk :p

[LPGirl]

lol

[chester_Crazy]

hey I saw those on the net too, like a while ago actually......they're funny lol :D

[Amy Shinoda]

yer i did tha the other day i was in the kitchen make breakfast and i heard numb/encore on tv, and i drop my bowl and ran to the tv, lol heehee the bowl broke and lucky there was nothing in it:D
lol!! the same thing happened to me, only it was with a plate... and to make things worse i even tripped on my way to the tv... :D but i watched the vid! that's what's important! :p
btw, i've seen these Chazy Chazisms before... i've seen some from all the members... it's called Linkinparkism...^^ if i find it i'll post it here ^^

[LPGirl]

ok koolness:D

[Amy Shinoda]

found it!! :D starting with chazzy:

BENNINGTONISM

1. Thou shalt respect the almighty mohawk
2. Thou shalt bow down to the Flames
3. Thou shalt frequent tatoo parlors every full moon
4. Thou shalt engage in the sacrificial spider ass biting ritual
5. Thou shalt never say the names Madonna or Weiland in vain
6. Thou shalt adhere to the holy diet of Korean Barbecue Meat sticks
7. Thou shalt bleach thy hair two times a year
8. Thou shalt shave thy head during the remainder of the year
9. Thou shalt swear to always wear clothing bearing the label Replicant on it
10. Thou shalt practice screaming "Shut Up" while hanging from the ceiling 100 times every day

[Amy Shinoda]

now Mikey (not too criative in my opinion):

SHINODAISM

1. Thou Shalt Respect Mike in everyway possible
2. Thou Shalt laugh at all Mikes jokes (especially on the DVDs like the cheese dog)
3. Thou shalt accept Mike as their inspiration/person to look up to.
4. Thou shalt consider Mike a family member (cousin, older brother, younger brother, etc...)
5. Thou shalt respect Mike’s raps and say that he is the best rapper ever.
6. Thou shalt never use the names Mike or Shinoda in vain.
7. Thou shalt consider thy self as half Asian (like Mike) at heart if not already Asian
8. Thou shalt always sing Mike's verses in LP songs and understand them and relate them to your own lives
9. Thou shalt forever love and/or admire the all mighty emcee Mike Shinoda
10. One of Thou's goals in life shall be to meet Mike and get his autograph and a picture with him.

[Amy Shinoda]

Joe (not too criative either):

HAHNISM

1. Thou Shalt Respect The Allmighty Froggie
2. Thou Shalt put no Gods Before The Great Hahn
3. Thou Shalt worship The Great one daily
4. Thou Shalt Teach others the ways of Hahnism*
5. Thou Shalt not allow others to disrespect The Great One
6. Thou Shalt praise The Great One for his talent and skills
7. Thou Shalt Honor the mystery that is Remy
8. Thou Shalt remain faithful to Hahnism
9. Thou Shalt not shame The Great One
10. Thou Shalt always love Joe for all his talents

[Amy Shinoda]

Rob:

BOURDONISM

1. Thou shalt surrender to The Look
2. Thou shalt respect his drumming abilities
3. Thou shalt take up drumming and practise hard to be as good as him
4. Thou shalt always BOW DOWN to his drumsticks everytime you come accross it
5. Thou shalt love Rob with or without the scruffy look
6. Thou shalt not complain when Rob decides to have the Robert look
7. Thou shalt wear thy baseball cap backwards at all times
8. Thou shalt not condemn The Beard
9. Thou shalt not let thy religion be confused with Delsonism
10. Thou shalt always say that Rob is much more handsome in person than he is in pictures

[Amy Shinoda]

Phoenix:

FARRELISM

1. Thou shalt always wear body armor when there are kids around
2. Thou shalt be feeling the cheeseburger before ordering it, otherwise, stick with the steak fanger
3. Thou shalt keep in mind that it is called "chicken fric-uh-say'" and not "fric'-a-see"
4. Thou shalt remember that bass players have feelings too, kids
5. Thou shalt remember also that bass players are smarter
6. Thou shalt always wear black armband on thy arm - to commemorate... uh, what does black armband commemorate?
7. Thou shalt memorize the speed of the bullet train and able to converse it to miles-per-hour from kilometer-per-hour and vice versa
8. Thou shalt carry Harry Potter's: The Order of the Phoenix around. And MUST read it. Not just own it.
9. Thou shalt never stare at the almighty Phoenix for longer than 20 minutes
10. Thou shalt embrace the gingerness

[Amy Shinoda]

and finally Brad (the most criative i think):

DELSONISM

1. Thou shalt adopt sarcasm as a way of life
2. Thou shalt always attempt to break the 'like counter' record
3. Thou shalt wear thy headphones to stay plugged into the matrix
4. Thou shalt only wear Urban Decay nail polish, available at Hot Topic
5. Thou shalt NEVER poke fun of the Jewish
6. Thou shalt sleep 14 hours a day
7. Thou shalt not EVER play a guitar solo (even if you are capable)
8. Thou shalt not question the brad-fro
9. Thou shalt sign thy initials with three markers at once
10. Thou shalt have a special place in thy heart for Britney Spears

[Devilish_Devil]

and we shall stick to the rules! HAIL LINKIN PARK! THE MIGHTIEST BAND OF ALL!

*jumps out the window*

[shirakawa_otori]

LOL pretty funny thread :D

[chester_Crazy]

thats all funny

[psychobunnyyel-yor]

look i got these chazisms off www.chesterbennington.com which i think no longer exsists cos i dunno but either way i can't find the site (has it moved?) :confused: but some of these chazisms i wrote
The 10 Chazzy Chazisms:
1. Thou shalt never disrespect Chazzy Chaz.
2. Thou shalt never speak of Chazzy Chaz in vain.
3. Thou shalt love Chazzy Chaz for all his mysterious ways.
4. Thou shalt cover every square inch of your living quarters with his pictures.
5. Thou shalt take his birthday like a party day
.6. Thou shalt speak of, think of, and admire Chazzy Chaz daily.
7. Thou shalt quote Chazzy Chaz each day.
8. Thou shalt not disrespect his hairstyle.
9. Thou shalt praise his God given talent... his voice and angelic screech.
10. Thou shalt shut up when he's talking to you.
More Chazzy Chazisms:
"Thou shalt listen to him like it or not right now" --->>> Gemma Roberts
"Thou shalt always love and admire Chester's thoughts, feelings and creations (Draven his little baby boy)" --->>> Jennifer Trevino
"Thou shalt wear the devine Chazzy Chaz horn-rimmed glasses even if thine sight is perfect" --->>> Greig Isles
"Thou shalt not disrespect anyone he cares about (wife Samantha, son Draven, fans and admirers)" --->>> Elizabeth Lopez
"Thou shalt give respect to Chester's wife no matter how much you dislike her" --->>> Shinodafaction
"Thou shalt kiss at least one Chazzy Chaz picture each day" --->>> Rosemary Porter
"Thou shalt chew thy finger nails when nervous" --->>> Stephanie Castro
"Thou shalt not sleep before a Linkin Park concert... thinking about Chester " --->>> Stephanie Castro

many regards and crap like that...
evil hamster aka psychobunnyyel-yor

[FadedBlue]

LPgirl,you got that from the website i gave you right? i saw those months ago,they are funny!

[Brkng_Th_Hbt]

hey i think I do more than half of those(the chazisms)! except of course kissing his pictures and stuff O_o; that wouldn't be right

[FadedBlue]

OoOoOoOoOo...ryan kisses chesters pictures!! aww,how cute!

[Brkng_Th_Hbt]

uumm... lol I don't think that's ever gonna happen.... maybe when I get old enough to drink and I'm SOO freakin drunk....... but no lol, it wont happen. that's grossss O_o;;

[Brkng_Th_Hbt]

hows that cute anyway? lol faded your funny.

[sum1]

hehe

[rock star]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
damn!!! i LOVE IT
IT'S REALLY FuNnY !!!
Amy Shinoda ur funny hhehe



k bye

[LPtheory88]

DELSONISM
2. Thou shalt always attempt to break the 'like counter' record
FARRELISM
3. Thou shalt keep in mind that it is called "chicken fric-uh-say'" and not "fric'-a-see"
LOL.. I liked those. And yea... I follow alot of the chazisms!

[shahfire]

chazisms so funny...cool stuff

[Amy Shinoda]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
damn!!! i LOVE IT
IT'S REALLY FuNnY !!!
Amy Shinoda ur funny hhehe
lol! thanks! :D
u rock! ^^

[evil]

PPL i don know what the shit but i wanna be Chazist(?????) Chazier or how???? too!!!
lol thats funny!!!
u :)

[Brkng_Th_Hbt]

chazzy chaz is so coolies. (lol that was random) i need a girlfriend lol :D

[Mike_is_mine]

Hmmmm Im going to do 1 or 2
Linkinparkism
1. thou shalt bow down to the gods daily
2. thou shalt make a shrine out of posters and pictures of linkin park
3. thou shalt get chesters tatoo
4. thou shalt never be like my sister
5. thou shalt cover school books with endless linkin park pictures
6. thou shalt hang self upside down in room shouting "shut up when Im talking to you"
7. Thou shalt dye hair insane colours every year
8. thou shalt learn In the end on the piano
9. thou shalt celibrate birthdays and anniversaries of linkin park
10. thou shalt not be an ass hole towards linkin park

Mine is pretty bad but...

[Mike_is_mine]

Shinodaism

1. thou shalt have framed picture of mike
2. thou shalt know too much about him its disturbing
3. thou shalt not insult mikes hotness
4. thou shalt always respect mike and his "hip hop head"
5. thou shalt always want to poke mike
6. thou shalt scream and faint if you meet him so he ressusotates you (i dont know if that is spelled right...)
7. thou shalt worship his dicky dancing
8. thou shalt always respect anna even tho u want to rip off her head with a mechanical diggy thing... i dont know what they are called!!
9. thou shalt use mikes yayness as a way of life...
10. thou shalt his worship rhymes... even tho he hates them

[Mike_is_mine]

thou shalt worship his rhymes**

[[m. k. Shinoda]]

i'm a shinodaist 'n a hahnist with pride!

[Mike Shinoda's Gurl]

']i'm a shinodaist 'n a hahnist with pride!


hahaha Thats funny

[Mike Shinoda's Gurl]

i'm a Linkin Parkaist

[Mike_is_mine]

Im a shinodaist most likeley.... or a benningtonist.... but i do worship linkin park...

[Mike Shinoda's Gurl]

I do have to say I'm a shinodaist too^_^

[4everLP_Shinoda]

I do have to say I'm a shinodaist too^_^
i´m shinodaist 2^^and Linkin Parkaist as well :p

[Brkng_Th_Hbt]

I'm more a Chazzist than anything... which is cool i guess lol

[LPGirl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
damn!!! i LOVE IT
IT'S REALLY FuNnY !!!
Amy Shinoda ur funny hhehe



k bye
i rekon, im laughing my ass of at the moment

[diva__007]

"Thou shalt.... not eat Chester" (Admin - Don't worry people, I'm confused here too! LOL)



ohh damn y didnt sum1 tell me earlier :p

[dany]

well,i'm a chazzist too...

[Hybrid_Soldier]

lol, these are AWESOME!