whats your fav lp quotes

[linkin_park_chick]

mine are



Chester: Oh my GOD I hate spiders! Squish, kill, die EWWWE!


Mike: Mike is so hot.... oops, I mean Joe.


Chester on their strangest fan: There's this 13-year-old kid from Pittsburgh. He comes up to us and goes, 'I'm stalking you dude, and when you reach the peak of your success I'm going to kill you.' Then, during the show he's down the front telling Mike that he wants to 'rape his soul'! I think that's cool, but he probably needs to chill out a bit.


Phoenix: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Chester: Huh? Lenny?
Joe: Lenny Kravitz?
Phoenix: No I said Kenny! South Park, you know!
Chester: Mr. Hanky rules! Pooooooopoooo!

lol i hav so much more i will post more later tho!

[Suicide King]

'Eh....

So what are you planning for Valentine's Day?
Chester: Masturbation.

[linkinparkbabe87]

lol I love LP quotes. One of my favs : Chester- "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one."

[ATLien]

LOL those are great, I don't really have one, I need to watch the frat DVD again and listen for some good ones.

[UnhingedMouse0]

I cant think of any of my own but i love this one from b4...

Phoenix: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Chester: Huh? Lenny?
Joe: Lenny Kravitz?
Phoenix: No I said Kenny! South Park, you know!
Chester: Mr. Hanky rules! Pooooooopoooo!

[Shalonda]

Joe: "I have a nice ass!"
Chester: "No, you have a big ass."
Mike: "A big fatass."
Someone: "Aww, don't make fun of Joe's ass!"
Joe: "Hehehe, you said ass!"

Mike: "Brad, is it true that your mom is a hamster?"

[Mad4lp]

Chester: Yeah i've bin bitten on my ass by a spider.
Interviever:It seems you have super povers?
Chester: Yeah, I can climb walls, and save inoccent lives from crime...

[spike91232004]

Mike- "go ahead and download the shit!"

[phoenix ian]

mine's a bit..serious.. :shock:

"After a long year out of the band, it's been incredible to rejoin and be back in the mix. I appreciate everyone who supports us both on the website and at our live shows more than I could ever express. To be afforded the opportunity to do something I've always loved, with a bunch of friends, is truly a blessing. Thank You."

hehe..that's phoenix.. :P

[SoccerLpGirl27]

heres a few of my favorites

Joe: This is Nathan Cox
Chester: His last name is Cox!!!
Nathan: That's original

Joe: Whos your favorite member of Linkin park
Fan: Mr. Hahn
Joe: Okay, i heard he's a dumbass

Chester: How many of you are pissed right now?! See in America that means you mad, but here it means your Haaaapppy!!!!

[jomama10691]

theres alot...
Chester: "When i retire from music, I actually plan to become a profesional wrestler, Im going to be the smallest profesional wrestler in history and my manager is Mr. Hahn. We're called the Sugar Brothers. My profesional move which takes down everybody is I just run around in circles until that you know, the competition falls over from exhaustion and then Joe comes in and pins them because I'm too small and I run. See? And thats how I'm gonna take the championship that way. SUGAR BROTHERS!!....sorry..."
Brad: "Um yeah...I'm Big Bad Brad the intellectual wrestler, I wrestle people with my mind. Like you dont even know right now but I'm pinning you to the ground."
Chester: "Yeah, hes taking you down."
Brad: "You're goin down."

Phoenix: "Chester likes Anime porn."
Chester: "Yes, and Chester likes other things too."
Phoenix: "Why are you talking in third person?"
Chester: "Because Chester feels like it. Now shutup and be a good boy and go clean your room."

Chester: "Brad has stinky feet! It smells like a skunk died in both his shoes!"
Mike: "Yeah Chester likes to smell people's shoes."
Chester: "My shoes smell spiffy! Wanna sniff?"

Chester: "I'm the most important person...ever."
Mike: "I think Chester's full of himself, and I think that's really hot."
Chester: "Sometimes at night you're full of me too."

Chester: "Have you ever played the 'Penis Game'?"
Cane: "What?!"
Chester: "The 'Penis Game'!"
Cane: "What the hell is that?!"
Chester: Wanna play it with me?
Cane: "Uh, no thanks!"
Mike: "Oh come on, you know you do!"
Cane: "Would someone mind telling me what the hell the 'Penis Game' is?"
Chester: "Its where I slap you with my Penis!"
Joe: "No its not! Someone says penis really quietly and then someone else repeats but in a louder tone and then it keeps going and going until it gets really loud and the loudest person wins!"
Cane: "Oh, okay."
Joe: "Penis!"
Brad: "Phoenix has no Penis!"
Phoenix: "Now that you mention it, my name kinda rhymes with "Penis"."
Joe: "No it doesn't!"

Brad: "I want to know if Joe Hahn sleeps in the nude?"
Mike: "Yes he does" *winks*

Mike: *sniffs* "Ahhh! Who layed the egg?" *looks at chester*
Chester: *smiles* "Quack, quack!"

Mike: "Hey, Joe!"
Joe: "What?"
Mike: "Go away!"


Mike: "Hey Joe. What have you got there? Wait, hold it up."
Joe: "I have wet toilet paper. Right now we're in London. We're opening up the window and throwing this at pedestrians. Mike, move the camera in."
Mike: "Throw it far. "
Victim: "Piss off!"
Mike: "Where did it land Joe? It landed on his lap?"
Joe: "It landed on his penis."
Mike: "On his penis!"

.....ok ill shut up now....

[spike91232004]

Those are funny quotes Jomama!

[jomama10691]

thanx spike! lol

[ShinodaBear]

Here's my favorite:

"We're sooo boy bandish, aren't we.... I think it's because of my strikingly good looks." - Chester
"I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks." - Mike
"I totally disagree. I think i'm the most important person...ever." - Chester
"I think chesters full of himself and I think thats really hot!" - Mike
"Yeah sometimes at night you're full of me too." - Chester

[<~DarkShadow~>]

LOL those are great, I don't really have one, I need to watch the frat DVD again and listen for some good ones.

which DVD?

[linkinparkbabe87]

The Frat Party at the Pankake Festival.

[Rae]

I've got a lot ... but I'll just post these for the moment...

Mike: Thank you, Brad. Brad is so kind. He's here for my moral support. Without Brad I think I'd be pretty bummed out on tour, because he's the only one who gives me any moral support. Everyone else makes fun of me - especially Mr. Hahn!!

Mike: Most of us met a long time ago. Brad and I met in junior high and we met Rob in high school, we met Joe in college
Chester: and they made me in college in a chemistry class. They copied Frankenstein's work and used pieces of dead people, which is why I have to wear this (touches his spiked collar), to hide the scar tissue.
Mike: except we were in art school. That was the whole problem. In art school, and there were no really good chemistry classes - so look what we came up with...

Phoenix : I learned not to be outside at dusk wearing shorts and a T-shirt in Biloxi, Mississippi... the insects apparently have no sympathy for tourists.

Q: The video for your first single "One Step Closer" is quite eclectic and getting heavy rotation as of late, where did the whole kung fu ghost monk theme come from and is it actually you guys in the make-up?
Mike: Our DJ, MISTA HAHN, wrote the treatment for the video. It's a scary look into his head, isn't it?
Q: Nah, it's completely normal to think of flying kung-fu ghost monks.. I do it all the time.


Joe: What the hell is it with you and Jiggly Puff's?
Chester: What the hell is it with you and frogs?
Joe: Don't disrespect the almighty froggie!
Chester: Oooooh I'm scared! Should I run?
Joe: Yes very, very fast.


Q: Speaking of which, the band recently enlisted former bassist Phoenix back into the group after having not played with him since your Xero days, how is the chemistry with him, and who handled the bass duties during the tracking of your latest album?
Mike: We wanted someone in the bus to beat up on. Since we hate Phoenix so passionately, he was the only logical choice.

"Which of your songs do you consider the hardest to play?"
Chaz: "The Song Remains the Same" by Led Zepplin.
Mike: Our songs, Chester
Chaz: Ohh..."Sympathy" by Beethoven.
Mike: Answer one question seriously at some point.
Chaz: Me?
Mike: It's not just you, we're all doing it.
Chaz: OK, I'll be completely serious.
Mike: No, don't be completely serious

[phoenix ian]

theres alot...
Chester: "When i retire from music, I actually plan to become a profesional wrestler, Im going to be the smallest profesional wrestler in history and my manager is Mr. Hahn. We're called the Sugar Brothers. My profesional move which takes down everybody is I just run around in circles until that you know, the competition falls over from exhaustion and then Joe comes in and pins them because I'm too small and I run. See? And thats how I'm gonna take the championship that way. SUGAR BROTHERS!!....sorry..."
Brad: "Um yeah...I'm Big Bad Brad the intellectual wrestler, I wrestle people with my mind. Like you dont even know right now but I'm pinning you to the ground."
Chester: "Yeah, hes taking you down."
Brad: "You're goin down."

Phoenix: "Chester likes Anime porn."
Chester: "Yes, and Chester likes other things too."
Phoenix: "Why are you talking in third person?"
Chester: "Because Chester feels like it. Now shutup and be a good boy and go clean your room."

Chester: "Brad has stinky feet! It smells like a skunk died in both his shoes!"
Mike: "Yeah Chester likes to smell people's shoes."
Chester: "My shoes smell spiffy! Wanna sniff?"

Chester: "I'm the most important person...ever."
Mike: "I think Chester's full of himself, and I think that's really hot."
Chester: "Sometimes at night you're full of me too."

Chester: "Have you ever played the 'Penis Game'?"
Cane: "What?!"
Chester: "The 'Penis Game'!"
Cane: "What the hell is that?!"
Chester: Wanna play it with me?
Cane: "Uh, no thanks!"
Mike: "Oh come on, you know you do!"
Cane: "Would someone mind telling me what the hell the 'Penis Game' is?"
Chester: "Its where I slap you with my Penis!"
Joe: "No its not! Someone says penis really quietly and then someone else repeats but in a louder tone and then it keeps going and going until it gets really loud and the loudest person wins!"
Cane: "Oh, okay."
Joe: "Penis!"
Brad: "Phoenix has no Penis!"
Phoenix: "Now that you mention it, my name kinda rhymes with "Penis"."
Joe: "No it doesn't!"

Brad: "I want to know if Joe Hahn sleeps in the nude?"
Mike: "Yes he does" *winks*

Mike: *sniffs* "Ahhh! Who layed the egg?" *looks at chester*
Chester: *smiles* "Quack, quack!"

Mike: "Hey, Joe!"
Joe: "What?"
Mike: "Go away!"


Mike: "Hey Joe. What have you got there? Wait, hold it up."
Joe: "I have wet toilet paper. Right now we're in London. We're opening up the window and throwing this at pedestrians. Mike, move the camera in."
Mike: "Throw it far. "
Victim: "Piss off!"
Mike: "Where did it land Joe? It landed on his lap?"
Joe: "It landed on his penis."
Mike: "On his penis!"

.....ok ill shut up now....

the one with the phoenix with the 'penis' made me laugh!! :lol: :lol:

[<~DarkShadow~>]

The Frat Party at the Pankake Festival.

Where would I get this? and how much would it cost?

[linkinparkbabe87]

Anywhere that sells music dvds. I got mine at Best Buy but you can also buy it online too. It's not really hard to find. The price is around 20 bucks and some places might be cheaper. Heres a link from amazon.com.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005QX8J/qid=1089302379/sr=8-5/ref=pd_ka_5/104-5700625-8568707?v=glance&amp;s=dvd&amp;n=507846

[spike91232004]

At fred meyer it is extremely cheap! You should get it there.

[phoenix ian]

The Frat Party at the Pankake Festival.

Where would I get this? and how much would it cost?

i have goofy pix of them there..actually..
it's only phonix pix at the pankake fest. :P

[Liz_m_mike_9077]

Cyclefly is one of my favorite bands and their new record is one of the best I've heard in a long time. If you don't like it, you suck!" - Chester

We're pretty straight guys: we're not boozers, we're not f***ed up on drugs." - Chester

"I think chesters full of himself and I think thats really hot!" - Mike
"Yeah sometimes at night you're full of me too." - Chester

I see a lot of you f***ers crowd-surfing and moshing out there, we love that. Just show each other some respect. And there are some strong women here tonight. When they crowd-surf, that is not an invitation to grab their [breasts]." - Chester Bennington

[LPF4lyfe]

theres alot...
Chester: "When i retire from music, I actually plan to become a profesional wrestler, Im going to be the smallest profesional wrestler in history and my manager is Mr. Hahn. We're called the Sugar Brothers. My profesional move which takes down everybody is I just run around in circles until that you know, the competition falls over from exhaustion and then Joe comes in and pins them because I'm too small and I run. See? And thats how I'm gonna take the championship that way. SUGAR BROTHERS!!....sorry..."
Brad: "Um yeah...I'm Big Bad Brad the intellectual wrestler, I wrestle people with my mind. Like you dont even know right now but I'm pinning you to the ground."
Chester: "Yeah, hes taking you down."
Brad: "You're goin down."

Phoenix: "Chester likes Anime porn."
Chester: "Yes, and Chester likes other things too."
Phoenix: "Why are you talking in third person?"
Chester: "Because Chester feels like it. Now shutup and be a good boy and go clean your room."

Chester: "Brad has stinky feet! It smells like a skunk died in both his shoes!"
Mike: "Yeah Chester likes to smell people's shoes."
Chester: "My shoes smell spiffy! Wanna sniff?"

Chester: "I'm the most important person...ever."
Mike: "I think Chester's full of himself, and I think that's really hot."
Chester: "Sometimes at night you're full of me too."

Chester: "Have you ever played the 'Penis Game'?"
Cane: "What?!"
Chester: "The 'Penis Game'!"
Cane: "What the hell is that?!"
Chester: Wanna play it with me?
Cane: "Uh, no thanks!"
Mike: "Oh come on, you know you do!"
Cane: "Would someone mind telling me what the hell the 'Penis Game' is?"
Chester: "Its where I slap you with my Penis!"
Joe: "No its not! Someone says penis really quietly and then someone else repeats but in a louder tone and then it keeps going and going until it gets really loud and the loudest person wins!"
Cane: "Oh, okay."
Joe: "Penis!"
Brad: "Phoenix has no Penis!"
Phoenix: "Now that you mention it, my name kinda rhymes with "Penis"."
Joe: "No it doesn't!"

Brad: "I want to know if Joe Hahn sleeps in the nude?"
Mike: "Yes he does" *winks*

Mike: *sniffs* "Ahhh! Who layed the egg?" *looks at chester*
Chester: *smiles* "Quack, quack!"

Mike: "Hey, Joe!"
Joe: "What?"
Mike: "Go away!"


Mike: "Hey Joe. What have you got there? Wait, hold it up."
Joe: "I have wet toilet paper. Right now we're in London. We're opening up the window and throwing this at pedestrians. Mike, move the camera in."
Mike: "Throw it far. "
Victim: "Piss off!"
Mike: "Where did it land Joe? It landed on his lap?"
Joe: "It landed on his penis."
Mike: "On his penis!"

.....ok ill shut up now....
LMFAO!!! where do u get all that stuff??? sooooo funny. LP is o funny....{sigh} theyre so cool. lol

[Mad4lp]

well i have the bckstage of the lp's , in 2000....thats some funny stuff:D

[LPF4lyfe]

cool......whats that? lol, like a DVD or somethng? i wish i had enuf money to go and buy stuff like that, but i wast it all on stuff that i need, like clothes...lol

[Mad4lp]

well i could e-mail you the video.... if ya want.... its really cool thought....

[ChazyChaz]

Yeah Chester's da best !!!

[LPF4lyfe]

yes please!!! e-mail it to me!!! my addy is skaterchiki24@yahoo.com !!! thank you :D

[jomama10691]

well, uh, if you want some more....

"But, after all that, here I am; yes, I'm on the internet after all of this time. I'm hip, I'm with it."

"Shut up or I'll sit on your head!"
"We only do it bling-bling style."
-chester

"eminem is funny. eminem is also a homophobic jerk."
"We are renaming the band to Blink-Nsync 182."
"Look how fat my head is. It's even fatter than normal. It's too big!"

-mike

Joe: "I like, uh, kinda borrowed a few bucks from you, uh, Rob."
Rob: "A few bucks? That's okay... how much did you take?"
Joe: "Oh, just about $250 dollars or so..."
Rob: "What!?"
Joe: "Hey, you said it was alright...."
Rob: "When are you gonna pay me back?!"
Joe: "Hehe, when I FEEL like it...."

Brad: "I'm getting a new tattoo. It's going on Chester's left arm."
Joe: "I'm getting flames on my wrists."
Brad: "I'm getting Joes on my flames."
Mike: "I'm getting water on my wrists."
Brad: "I'm getting wrists on my...I give up."

Phoenix: "Chester likes to grab his package like Michael Jackson."
Mike: "I didn't know Chester had a package."
Joe: "Yeah, it's somewhere down there."

Mike: "Getting on stage is the best part of the day."
Brad: "And showering."
Mike: "With Joe."

Brad: "I met Chester at the Brixton show in the UK."
Mike: "Chester signed my boob."
Joe: "Mine too!"
Brad: "I gave him a bracelet."

Joe: "Hey, wanna come with me over to McDonald's for a quick snack?
Mike: "What? We just ate at Pizza Hut!"
Joe: "And your point is?"
Mike: "Ugh, never mind, forget you."

Mike: "Hehe, I know where Joe lives!"
Brad: "Where, under the bridge?"
Chester: "Hey, that's what I was gonna say!"

ok ill stop right now

[Spud]

wow...guys those a great.

[Mad4lp]

Yeah, well whats not great about lp? :)

[ChazzMinoda]

My Faves are:
All of these are from chester and mike:

"Okay, so after you basically run away you find yourself alone... by yourself and then... in the end you're trying to find a place for your head and you've forgotten."- Chester

"I don't want to see anymore girls who look like they've had the shit kicked out of them. What's happened to chivlary? You see someone fall down, you pick them up!"- Chester

Q: "First question is, how did you get the name Linkin Park?"
A: "Are you kidding me?" (laughs) "Shove it up your ass"-Chester

"One time, chester jumped on a porta-toilet during a show and fell through the roof he did the whole show dangling over the toilet."-Mike

"We are renaming the band to Blink-Nsync 182."-Mike

You have to be really dedicated to type all over this..... or just really not know how to use copy-paste. lol

[Disjointed_Heart]

i took those from our chatting with LP :
me : what r ur fave colors dudes?
Chester : my fave color changes with my mood

Chester: me and Joe never fight
(fights)
Me: and u said tht u never fight
Chester: we don't
Joe: yes we do
Me: joe where is ur red color?
Joe: gone
Chester: no it hasn't
Me: oh no
Joe:yes it has
Chester: no it hasn't
Joe: yes it has, i don't see red
Chester: i do
Me: what??
Me: u nut
Joe: ok, lets just ignore chester
My cousin: ^^
My cousin: joe
Chester: dude! ignore you! i'm the popular one!
Me: joe what's ur fave color?
Me: :P
My cousin: ur color blind
Rachel: lolol
Me: ok how can we ignore joe and he doesn't even talk to us?
Chester: his favorite color is green
Me: green?
Joe : no it isnt
My cousin : i love joe *googoo eyes*
Chester: yes it is
Me : oh frogs
Joe: it's not!
Chester: it is!
Joe: not!
Chester: is
Joe: not
Chester : ...
Rachel: lol
Me: chaz u can use what u said "me and joe never fight" as an april fool 4 next year
Rachel: lol
Chester: we don't fight
Joe: no we don't
Chester: thats what i said
Joe: no it wasn't
Chester: yes it was
Joe: dude! it wasn't
Chester: it was! cant u read?
Me: oh yeah like tht i believed
Joe: yes, but thats not what you said
Chester: it was
Joe: wasnt
Chester: it fucking was
Joe: wasnt
Chester: joe!
Me: damn STOP IT
My cousin: I WANNA TALK TO ROB!!!
My cousin: :'(
Rachel: LOL
Rachel: she changed the subject that fcuk
Chester: lol, i've stolen his email address
Me: yeah we know
Joe: no u havent
Chester: shut up!
Me: oh my god
Rachel: OH JESUS!!!!!!

Joe: Chester laid an egg in rehearsals yesterday!
us: lol
Joe: it stunk
Chester: it wasnt me
Joe: it was! you smelt it first
Chester: ha!
My cousin: ^^
Me: then who?
My cousin: joe
Joe:i swear to god it was chester!
Rachel: lol
Chester: it wasnt! dude that was a victory smell, if i did that I'd brag about it for weeks!
Rachel: lol

Me:joe? u hate? nicklback?
My cousin: he hates them
Joe: god yeah

Joe: dude! chester just asked me how to download porn!
Chester: i did not!
My cousin: HAHAHAHA
Me: LOL
Joe: you just sent me a text message!
Chester: prove it!
My cousin: copy paste
Joe: 'i want porn! tell me how to download porn, Joe help, before i come around and do your ass'
Rachel: lol
Me: LOL
Chester: dude! i didn't!
us : lol
Joe: u liar
Chester: i didn't!

(don't ask)

[Hell_Raiser]

Hey! i'm the cousin!! the one says ME is called Mariam... and me "My cousin" that girl is me... Marwa... the one who keeps outing ^^.. PEOPLE!! DON'T WORRY! CHAZ NEVER REALLY ASKED FOR PORN!! JOE WAS TYPING THAT! HE DIDN'T COPY AND PASTE LIKE I ASKED HIM TOO!!:p it was a joke so don't go spreading rumours aroun the place like that silly rumour that sugested the murder of Chester.. K??

[Hell_Raiser]

Chazy chaz: Joe's gay
Mr.Hahn: AM NOT!
Chazy chaz: are too.
Mr.Hahn: Dude! i'm not! i have a girl friend!
Chaz chazy: no u don't.
Mr.Hahn: okay, i don't, but that doesn't make me gay.
Chazy chaz: sure *coughgaycough*
Mr.Hahn: i'm not the one who goes grabing people's privates.
Chazy chaz: i hate you.

[linkinparkbabe87]

lol ^ that is great.

[LP Rules]

lol I love LP quotes. One of my favs : Chester- "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one."


thats great! :D

[Disjointed_Heart]

hahahaha tht assholes thingy just makes me chill my bad day, LMAO tht's fucking funny!!

[wildchild]

http://staff.gps.edu/2008/msanders

all my favorite quotes are on there

but, there's one that isn't:
it's phoenix's thank you's in the meteora booklet:

"...my mom, dad, vicky, tyler, my biggest fan joe..."

"...my brothers, Chaz, BBB, Shinnizle, Bourdie, Mr. Hahn..."

i found that funny *shrug*

[M!ke_Sh!n0da_1sh_h0t_XD]

omg i luv da one wen mike threw da chicken onto da skylight in da frat party dvd...dat was hilarioius

[xxmizzphelps]

ooo....lol :lol:

[M!ke_Sh!n0da_1sh_h0t_XD]

"We were going to Witchita but we're stuck in Ditchita." -Mike...LAMO!

[Brian]

"Appetite for Destruction is the greatest fuckin' album ever made!"

- Chester 8) 8) 8) 8) That ROCKS...!!!!

[XtReMe4MiKeLP]

ok my faves are:

"i have a toothbrush. My toothbrush is sexy!"-Mike

Joe- "Mike went over there, looked at the tv, sat on the table and broke it!"
Mike- Oh my gosh, I'm so bummed!
Joe- Stupid Rockstar!
Mike-(laughing)How funny is this??I put my fat ass...I put my fat ass on the table and BROKE IT!

^^lOl i luv that 1! :P

Mike- (sniffs).. awwww who layed the egg ( looks at Chester)
Chester- (smiles) quack, quack!

Mike- We were on our way to where?Witchita but we ended up in Ditchita!

MIKE: Chester and I met at a male strip club.
CHESTER: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers.
MIKE: And it just didn't work out....because my butt wasn't big enough.
CHESTER: Yeah and I've got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut.
MIKE: Its from eating too many donuts.

Brad- I cant use a green pic with a green screen!

lol thats all i have for now!...

[stupidsoul1]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im laughin as much as i did in frat..
omg*breathes*
i thought mah fave quotes r funny but they seem so srz compared to these

[skylar]

What do u guys do for fun?
Phoenix: We like to dress up in cat suits and re-enact the broadway show "cats"
___________________
Mike: I'm not a very reading person, I like to look at
pictures.
Chester: Mike likes porno.
Mike: I don't like porno. I like graphics...

[chasing_shadows]

:) This one is by far my favorite!

CHESTER: "There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty."
MIKE: "Chester?!"
JOE: "I remember this one!"
CHESTER: "Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!"
MIKE: "That was so not funny."
JOE: "Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!"
ROB: "Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!"
CHESTER: "Then we attacked him with air freshener."
BRAD: "Lysol!"

~Then these ones are pretty funny too...

"We like to hold hands and comb each others hair in our spare time." -Brad

"Joe, do you remember me from Minnesota? You looked at me when you were playing." -Mike

INTERVIEWER: "If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?"
MIKE: "Look at naked girls, of course."

"I'm not tired... I'm not tired... I'm... zzzzzzzzzz..." -Mike

"You live, you die... and somewhere in between you'll have children." -Chester

*walks into dressing room wearing practically nothing* "You know what? People are so polite about taking my stuff that I gave it to them" -Chester

MIKE (attempting english accent): "Listen 'eres wat's goin on, wat we've got is da real drums ....'bang bang bang' got dem, and we got da fake drums ... 'bang bang bang'... that dont make any noise and he's (points) sayin why you av dis sutupid fing, cuz they make a sound on the sampla ever ere. I'm speekin in yer language......I'm just tryin to relate .... its okay right?...."
PHOENIX: "Hey Mike, they said you sound South African"

CHESTER: "Yeah, We really like each other"
MIKE: "Well he likes me, but I can't stand him"
CHESTER: *In teary voice* "Well, I guess not then!"

CHESTER: "I'm a big dork."
MIKE: "You have a big dork too."
CHESTER: "Yes, I know."

MIKE: "I guess our cover's blown -- we're not big, scary assholes, people should just feel comfortable being normal. You don't have to put up a huge front to be in a band."
CHESTER: "I do. Every day when I get ready, I look in the mirror and say, over and over again, 'Must become action figure. Must become action figure.'"

JOE: "This is Joe; Mike likes to break glass tables."
MIKE: "This is Mike, Joe likes to break wind."

JOE: "Are you saying I'm fat?"
MIKE: "Yes. I mean no! I mean, hmmm...."

[stupidsoul1]

lmao i like that table one

[chasing_shadows]

Metal-Is: "You know, I don't think I should print this, in case Pearl Jam see it."
Chester: "Waaaaagh!" (Hugs Interviewer, Nearly Pokes Out Her Eye With Spiked Collar)
Mike: "Oh, that's no dig on Pearl Jam!"
Chester: "Oh, you're my favourite person - and I didn't mean to turn you into a shish kebab!"

Joe: "Chester has a bad mouth."
Chester: "F*ck, f*ck, f*ck?"
Mike: "Bagawk!"
Chester: "I said f*ck, not cluck!"

Interviewer: "Okay Chester, I just have to ask you this, but what's up with your hair and your pants?"
Chester: "Dude, don't make fun of me or I'll have my wife kick your ass!"
Interviewer: "Huh?"
Chester: "I'm serious, she'll whip out some mean karate moves on you. She packs a mean punch!"
Joe: "Judo chop!"
Chester: "Raaaar!"

Joe: "Yes, I do think Britney's boobies are fake!"
Mike: "Hehe, boobies!"
Chester: "I like small boobies. Small ones are just right. Big ones are baaad. I'd be afraid that I'd get suffocated by them if they were too big."

Chester: "Thank you all for coming out to help fight breast cancer. I know I'm a big fan of boobies myself!"
Mike: "Hear, hear!"
Chester: "So, I think it's really great that so many people are coming out to help save as many boobies as we can."
Mike *to the crowd*: "Can I ask you guys something? How hard is it to start a pit in the snow?"

Brad: "I'm getting a new tattoo. It's going on Chester's left arm."
Joe: "I'm getting flames on my wrists."
Brad: "I'm getting Joes on my flames."
Mike: "I'm getting water on my wrists."
Brad: "I'm getting wrists on my...I give up."

Mike: "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."
Chester: "And sometimes you feel like my nuts!"

[stupidsoul1]

haha thats cute i like

Joe: "Chester has a bad mouth."
Chester: "F*ck, f*ck, f*ck?"
Mike: "Bagawk!"
Chester: "I said f*ck, not cluck!"

Interviewer: "Okay Chester, I just have to ask you this, but what's up with your hair and your pants?"
Chester: "Dude, don't make fun of me or I'll have my wife kick your ass!"
Interviewer: "Huh?"
Chester: "I'm serious, she'll whip out some mean karate moves on you. She packs a mean punch!"
Joe: "Judo chop!"
Chester: "Raaaar!"

those haha so cute!!

[ChrisC]

i like this one


CHESTER: "There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty."
MIKE: "Chester?!"
JOE: "I remember this one!"
CHESTER: "Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!"
MIKE: "That was so not funny."
JOE: "Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!"
ROB: "Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!"
CHESTER: "Then we attacked him with air freshener."
BRAD: "Lysol!"

[stupidsoul1]

hahhaa poor mikey

[psychobunnyyel-yor]

"We're sooo boy bandish, aren't we?" - Chester
"Here's the thing: we didn't really hear about that until we left the US. In the US, I think I heard a rumour through my brother that somebody started back East, but for the most part, nobody has even heard that before. Maybe it's the fact we've never been out here before and the lack of communication between fans and ourselves made that happen, but almost every interviewer has asked something about this boy band thing, and it's freaking ridiculous, it's so silly!" - Mike
"I think it's because of my strikingly good looks." - Chester
"I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks." - Mike
"I totally disagree. I think i'm the most important person...ever." - Chester
"I think chesters full of himself and I think thats really hot!" - Mike
"Yeah sometimes at night you're full of me too." - Chester

· "I want to know if Joe Hahn sleeps in the nude?" - Brad
"yes he does (wink wink)" - Mike

· "I'm just a regular guy, you know? There's no leotard and cape under my clothes. I shit, I piss, I drink too much and throw up, just like everybody else." - Chester

Sometimes, when I'm alone, I think about ketchup, because I know that the truth is that its just sitting there in a bottle, by itself. Im pretty sure its real. Sometimes when I'm ketchup, I think about sitting alone, in a bottle. Standing next to the mustard all day.

· My hand doesn't matter, you can cut it off for all I care. As long as my voice works. If I lost all feeling from my neck down, if you could string me up and I could sing, I'd be there doing the shows. The fans come first and the shows come first too and that's all that matters to us. We really don't care about anything else except for the music and the kids.

I love to hear the crowd sing along. I get the biggest hard-on from that. Of course, it means I have an erection for a whole hour every night. (talking to Phoenix) I hit your bass with my dick last night. I still got the bruise.

Chester: Brad has stinky feet! It smells like a skunk died in both his shoes!
Mike: Yeah Chester likes to smell people's shoes.
Chester: My shoes smell spiffy! Wanna sniff?

Mike: Chester, why do you have to wear all those spikes? You're gonna poke someone's eyes out. That's all he does is pull that thing up because it's always slipping down his wrist.
Chester: (starts punching Mike in the arm) It's art! It's f***ing art!

Interviewer: Who has the worst habits in the band?
Chester: I would say that I'm probably the most annoying. There's a reason for it.
Mike: NO!
Brad: C'mon Chester!
Chester: I'm always touching them in their privates!
Brad: Yeah, Chester the molester!

I've signed enough boobies in my life to be done with boobies... to sign, I mean.-chester
___________________________
my favourite quotes

i got them from

www.pushmeaway.com
THEY ROCK!!!

[rock star]

mike:chester wear size 38 hehehehe
chester:and what so funny about it
mike:I used to wear size 38 when I was like 13
Phoenix:no when i was 13 i actually used to wear size 39
cheser:OK stop make fun of my shoes and go clean your rooms
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Mike: 1, 2, 3
Crowd: Happy bday to you happy bday to you happy bday dear phoenix
Chester: Phoenix.... Phoenix is the old motherfucker today....
he's fuckin old man....
Mike: He's the oldest today.....YOU! *points at Chester*
Chester: Oh yeah....haha sorry Phoenix....
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Mike's mom: C'mon, mama wants to see ya smile!!!
Mike: Mom, I'm on TV right now!!!
Mike's mom: Hush! There's nothing wrong with being with your mother!!! *messes around with his face*
Mike: Mom!!!

[collision_course_777]

i like it on the Collision Course DVD when Chester is recording some vocals for one of the songs and he looks at Mike afterwards and says, "Thats right, whitey can woo". I dont know i guess just the wa he says it is hilarious, just because he says it like such a common remark. I thought that was pretty funny.

[<~DarkShadow~>]

linkin park has quotes? lol

I'm a dumass

[SNiPeRViRuS]

They are more crazy than they appear to be.

[FireHawk]

They are more crazy than they appear to be.

what i like about them

[Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever]

lol I love LP quotes. One of my favs : Chester- "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one."

LOL. That was hi^larious :D

[o0SugaxNxSpice0o]

i took those from our chatting with LP :
me : what r ur fave colors dudes?
Chester : my fave color changes with my mood

Chester: me and Joe never fight
(fights)
Me: and u said tht u never fight
Chester: we don't
Joe: yes we do
Me: joe where is ur red color?
Joe: gone
Chester: no it hasn't
Me: oh no
Joe:yes it has
Chester: no it hasn't
Joe: yes it has, i don't see red
Chester: i do
Me: what??
Me: u nut
Joe: ok, lets just ignore chester
My cousin: ^^
My cousin: joe
Chester: dude! ignore you! i'm the popular one!
Me: joe what's ur fave color?
Me: :P
My cousin: ur color blind
Rachel: lolol
Me: ok how can we ignore joe and he doesn't even talk to us?
Chester: his favorite color is green
Me: green?
Joe : no it isnt
My cousin : i love joe *googoo eyes*
Chester: yes it is
Me : oh frogs
Joe: it's not!
Chester: it is!
Joe: not!
Chester: is
Joe: not
Chester : ...
Rachel: lol
Me: chaz u can use what u said "me and joe never fight" as an april fool 4 next year
Rachel: lol
Chester: we don't fight
Joe: no we don't
Chester: thats what i said
Joe: no it wasn't
Chester: yes it was
Joe: dude! it wasn't
Chester: it was! cant u read?
Me: oh yeah like tht i believed
Joe: yes, but thats not what you said
Chester: it was
Joe: wasnt
Chester: it fucking was
Joe: wasnt
Chester: joe!
Me: damn STOP IT
My cousin: I WANNA TALK TO ROB!!!
My cousin: :'(
Rachel: LOL
Rachel: she changed the subject that fcuk
Chester: lol, i've stolen his email address
Me: yeah we know
Joe: no u havent
Chester: shut up!
Me: oh my god
Rachel: OH JESUS!!!!!!

Joe: Chester laid an egg in rehearsals yesterday!
us: lol
Joe: it stunk
Chester: it wasnt me
Joe: it was! you smelt it first
Chester: ha!
My cousin: ^^
Me: then who?
My cousin: joe
Joe:i swear to god it was chester!
Rachel: lol
Chester: it wasnt! dude that was a victory smell, if i did that I'd brag about it for weeks!
Rachel: lol

Me:joe? u hate? nicklback?
My cousin: he hates them
Joe: god yeah

Joe: dude! chester just asked me how to download porn!
Chester: i did not!
My cousin: HAHAHAHA
Me: LOL
Joe: you just sent me a text message!
Chester: prove it!
My cousin: copy paste
Joe: 'i want porn! tell me how to download porn, Joe help, before i come around and do your ass'
Rachel: lol
Me: LOL
Chester: dude! i didn't!
us : lol
Joe: u liar
Chester: i didn't!

(don't ask)


Whoa! How did you get to talk to them?! I wanna talk to them as well :(

[darklinkinpark]

i read all the quotes and i laughed sooo hard i started cyin. their all so funny. i want to talk to them to ur so lucky if u do!

[Mike_is_mine]

my siggy

[Mike_is_mine]

If i met them i would poke mike and show them my version of numb :P dumb... hehe...

[Rae Rae]

Joe- "Mike went over there,put a cd in the cd player, looked at the tv, sat on the table broke it in half
Mike- Oh my god, I'm so bummed!
Joe- Stupid Rockstar!
Mike-(laughing)Dude How funny is this??I put my fat ass...I put my fat ass on this table and BROKE IT!


What does it smell like,Rob?-Brad
Woah!-Rob
HAHAHA oh my god I can't believe you go that close to it hahaha put the cover back on it....it smells like B.O


"The thing about chicken fricasse is the evolution of-of dave have to change how he said it beacuse the guy on the phone was laughing at him when he called up and asked for chicken fricasse(he said fricasee)-Mike
That is the skylight of the kitchen where this chicken was prepared and we're gonna return it-Rob
HAHAHA! take it back-Mike

There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty-Chester
Chester?!-Mike
I remember this one!-Joe
Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!-chester
That was so not funny-Mike
Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!-Joe
Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!-Rob
Then we attacked him with air freshener-Chester
Lysol!-Brad

Chester has a potty mouth-Joe
Fuck,fuck,fuck?-Chester
BAGAWK-Mike
I said fuck,not cluck!-Chester

If I think of more I'll post em

[pushingmeaway14]

mine is:

i have 2 laugh at my jokes cause no one else does. ~Brad~

jess

[Mizz Shinoda]

PHOENIX: "Hey Mike, they said you sound South African"

I can't believe they know South Africa. Nobody ever mentions South Africa! Some people don't even know where SA is. There was this funny ad I was saw about stupid Americans who assumed SA was somewhere in Mexico! It was hilarious!

[Pheonix791989]

south africa is on the south end of africa. my fave quote is the one on my siggy. "in this refrigerator, we have the same stuff as the one up front. Some sodas and some umm smelly deli trays. we have no idea how old they are. we're to afraid to touch them"-rob

[shahfire]

another fav
chester: im sick of everyone yelling. the only person i want to hear yelling is me.
brad: what about us? we r sick of that.
my another fav:
Mr hahn: who is yr fav lp member?
fan: my hahn
mr.hahn: i heard he is an dumbass
MOST FAV:
cheser:Oh my god! I hate spiders! Squish, kill, die eww!
i love that one!!

[lpp]

mine is this one by chester
Chester-the best thing i ever did for my parents was learning how to use the toilet

[SteelSoldier88]

I dunno if this counts as a qoute, but does anyone remember the part in the Frat Party DVD when Brad is talking about getting it up for a show, and then we see chester doing this humping/stretching action against a chair and he says:

"this is how linkin park warms up before a show!"

i nearly died laughing...hahah

[shahfire]

I dunno if this counts as a qoute, but does anyone remember the part in the Frat Party DVD when Brad is talking about getting it up for a show, and then we see chester doing this humping/stretching action against a chair and he says:

"this is how linkin park warms up before a show!"

i nearly died laughing...hahah
that was hilarious. n mike's laughin can be heard too.

[Cristina]

i like it on the Collision Course DVD when Chester is recording some vocals for one of the songs and he looks at Mike afterwards and says, "Thats right, whitey can woo". I dont know i guess just the wa he says it is hilarious, just because he says it like such a common remark. I thought that was pretty funny.

whats he on about with that whole 'whitey can woo' thing?? i dont understand :(

[Cristina]

this isnt really a quote but thats so funny on frat party when chester suddenly says, "turn the camera off joe!!!" then he walks over and punches the camera then says to joe lying there, "how's it feel joe? huh? hows it feel to be the guy? the guy in the eye??"
and:
interviewer: have u ever had a threesome??
Chester: yeah once me, my left hand and my right hand had a party

[.::[hP]::.]

heres mine....

brad- 'mike comes to europe in the coldest winter of the decade...well im predicting...with out a coat'.
mike- 'with out a coat' *cute funny face*

mike- 'this is the red light district'
joe (i think)- 'what is this'
mike- 'THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
joe- 'where ya goin brad'
brad- 'red light district' *huge smile*
everybody- MASSIVE LAUGHS!!

rob- 'this is the beautiful room service chicken fricasse'
mike- 'what does it smell like rob?'
*rob takes a whiff*
rob- 'PWHOA'
brad- 'i cant believe you got that close to it dude'
rob- *while laughing* 'thats bad'
mike- 'dude put the cover back on it!'
*rob puts lid back on*
mike- 'it smells like B.O!'

rob- 'that right there is the skylight of the kitchen where this chicken was prepared and we are going to return it'
*mike laughs*
mike- 'take it back' *throws bowl of chicken out the window hitting the skylight*
*everyone laughs*

mike- 'our band has become increasing more boujee (sp?) as our tours have gone on. At this point nobody can go any where with out being on a cell phone and being all like, like industry style, like hey let my people talk to your people and we'll like do lunch.'

lp fan freak - 'if you give me interesting questions, i'll give you interesting answers.' (that one carcked me up...i dont know y)

joe- 'cookie time' *eats cookie spasticly*

phi- 'danger danger' *while running across 8 lanes of traffic*

chaz- 'well its difficult for me to think that our success came over night, because um personaly ive been doing this for 12 years...so thats one.....long night' *giggles*

if i think of any more i will post them.

[Chester_Chaz00]

here are mine

Brad: I met chester at the Brixton show in the U.K.
Mike: Chester signed my boob.
Joe: Me too.
Brad: I gave him a bracelet.

Joe-When we're on tour, we like to pick on each other just for fun.
Mike-Yeah we make fun of Chester's big ass.
Chester-I don't have a big ass!
Phoenix-No, you have a ghetto booty
Joe-Haha ghetto booty! I like that one haha!
Joe-I lost my house, can I have your's?



Rob: Hey, Joe, what are ya listening to?
Joe: Uh, nothing...
Brad: He's listening to Chester's Madonna CD's.
Joe: No I'm not!!!
Chester: What?! I never said you could listen to them!!
Joe: I'm not!!
Chester: I'm gonna kill you, you hacker!!!
Joe: Leave me alone!!! (hides his face in his arms)
Mike: It's okay, Joe... Chester's not gonna hurt you...
Chester: Yeah, I'm not gonna hurt you.... I'm just gonna...
Joe: NO!!!! NOT THE FROGGY!!!
Rob: Chester....
Chester: Oh, ok.... geez, I was just joking....
Joe: (sniffs)no you weren't.... you were gonna... you were gonna..
Brad: Here, do you want Mr. Froggy???
Phoenix: Yeah, Mr. Froggy won't hurt you...
Joe: (takes the stuffed animal) ok, thanks....


haha i love that last 1

[dany]

here are mine

"chester is too hardcore for me at times"-joe

"get you through anything and help you realize your dreams"-chester

"i chew my finger nails a lot.i think that's my little nervous habit.that's one of my ways to relieve stress.if you see me chew my nails i'm probably nervous about something"

"mike-go ahead...light those lighters.....and for you non-smokers who just happen to be carrying lighters,i tell you what i know
there is some industry ppl out there,so on the count of 3,light your cell phones up and put them in the air ,we are going to flip it on them....ready???
one,two,three...
chester-look at all those cellphones!!!
mike-and now ppl with both,light your cellphones on fire"

dany-romania