\m/ Phone Convo's - FanFic \m/

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< If you plan on reading my story. You must read the chapters in order. =)> *Gives everyone cookies* THNKYOU !!

hey- this is the first chapter of me and my friends fic = )
The Chapter is called :
Whats Happened to Rob


Brad phoning Mike



Ring ring



Mike- “Konnichiwa “ Some static. Rob screams in backround.



Brad- “ What the fuck is with Rob?”



Mike- “Me not know nothing.” Giggling in backround ( very intense )



Brad- “Why are you acting like your heritage Mike?”



Mike- “ No soup fo you’ !!!”



( Phone Hangs up )



Brad stares at the phone and decides to call back to see what the hell happened.



Brad- “Hello?? Hello…? Mike? Soup Nazi?? “ ( Static)



Mike – (quietly whispers) “ You will die in seven days.”



Brad stared at the phone wondering what has happened to his friend Mike.



Brad- “Give the phone to Rob.”



Mike- “He is tied up in my closet.” (Devious laughter )



Brad- “Mike, what have you gotten into today? Coffee ? Crack ?”



Mike- “Chesters crack”



Brad hangs up phone.



Brad’s phone rings. He stares at it. Caller I.D. reads: Mike Shinoda. He picks up the phone.



Brad- “Hello….”



Rob- “Get me out of here!” ( pleadingly whispers )



Brad- “Where’s Mike? What’s happened to him?”



Rob- uh oh…



Rob hangs up phone.

[Spud]

dude...wow....at first I was like this is really corny....but torward the end, i was like....omg...wow

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your being very serious ? =) ok..THNKYOU *gives you cookie*

[Liz_m_mike_9077]

thats pretty funny.

[linkinparkbabe87]

That was kinda creepy.. I liked it lol. Very cool.

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i'm glad you guys are liking my fic so far ;)
Heres Chapter 2 :
Penguins and Monkeys?¿



Brad decides to call Chester.


Ring ring ring ring


Brad- “Hey Chaz, you heard about Mike?”


Chaz- “He keeps calling me claiming the penguins have stolen his sanity.”


Brad- “Anything else?”


Chaz- “And the monkeys are after his underwear.”


Silence


Brad- “I don’t think Mike is doing to well.”


Chaz- “AND Rob.”


Brad- “ If Rob is still alive”


Chaz- “Hang on someone’s beeping in.”


Chester never returns.


Mike- “Helllooo Clarise…”


Brad- “What? Chester? Wait. Mike? How did you get in Chester’s phone line.”


Mike- “ Hey Brad…”


Brad- “What” Voice trembling.


Mike- “Will you be my bitch?”


Brad hangs up phone.


Phone rings Brad. Caller I.D. reads: Mike Shinoda. But Brad hesitates to pick up the phone, yet he does anyway.


Mike- “Rob isn’t working anymore.”


Brad- “Wha-?”


Mike- “That’s why I need you to be my toy.”


Brad slams down the phone.

[spike91232004]

That is one of the funniest things I have read! Good job I cant wait until the next chapter. That is funny when you take a line out of the ring "seven days, seven days!" lol

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kool kool! Ill post the next chapter now. Ya and the object when i was writing the story with my friend was to use as many movie quotes as possible : D

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Third Chapter :
Joe...or Remmy?¿ o.0

Phoenix phones Joe.


Ring ring


Phi- “You hear about Mike and Rob? Oh and the penguins???”


Joe- “Mike and Rob got pet penguins?” Joe’s voice is questionable.


Phi- “No you idiot. Chaz called me and blabbered really fast about Mike’s sanity being stolen by some animals, and something about his underwear…”


Joe- “Oh ya Mike’s pretty heart underwear…”


Phi- “Wha? I didn’t know he had that…”


Joe- “Um what was that Phi? Ahh shit! Move bastards!!!! “


Phi- “Joe…?”


Remmy- “Whose Joe?”


Phi- “WHA??”


Remmy- “I said: WHO THE HELL IS JOE ?!” ( car wheels squeel in the distance )


Phi- “Uh …Oh….Remmy driving…”


Remmy turns music down to human level.


Phi- “Where are you headed ….Remmy….?”


Remmy- “Mikes, where else.”


Phoenix hangs up phone and calls to warn Brad.


The phone rings many times.


Brad- “ Hello?”


Phi: - “Hey what took ya?”


Brad- “I was on the other line with Mike…”


Phi- “ Well I just spoke with Remmy…Yes REMMY…Their joining forces.”


Silence


Brad- “Is Rob even still over there?”


Phi- “Maybe……”


They hang up.

[Brittany_LP]

This is funny! Keep it coming LOL.

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Chp 4 : Sam and Mikes Phone Madness

Sam decides to call Mike. She wants to know where Chester is.


Ring


Mike- “aaahhole weswant!!”


Sam- “A**hole restaurant?”


Mike- “May I take order?”


Sam- “Uhhh isn’t this Mike???”


Mike- “Will dat be for dewivery or pickup?”


Sam- “MICHEAL!!!”


Mike- “Cash or Cwedit?”


Sam hangs up phone. Her phone rings again. Caller I.D. reads : Mike Shinoda. She picks up phone.


Sam- “What do you want Mike?”


Mike- (in low husky voice) “What’s you favorite scary movie?”


Silence


Sam- “Is Chester there?”

Mike- “Do you mean my bitch?”


Sam- “Your sick!! I’ll just call him myself.”



Sam phones Chester’s cell



Ring ring


Mike- “Want to have phone sex?”


Sam- “What? Chester?”


Mike- “For you baby, I could be.”


Sam- “ How did you get his cell?”


Mike- “How else do I get the things I want.”

Mike hangs up phone.



Not shortly after her phone rings again. MIKE SHINODA


Sam- (Very angry and irritated) “What.”


Mike- (in creepy raspy voice)“Do you have my precious…”


Sam- “I don’t know what you mean.”

Mike- (gets hysterical) “You took it!! YOU TOOK IT FROM US!!”


Sam stares at phone.


Sam- “Nice joke Mike…”


Mike- “The precious not know who Mike is…”


Sam hangs up phone.


If you are reading my story THNKYOU and there is still more! : D
*gives u cookies*

[Spud]

sorry, dude I lost ya

[xBrAscOx]

Ahh hahaha this is just funny. I Love that you used a Gollum Quote. Mike is just crazy psycho, i really wanna know what the hell is going on, hurry hurry! :)

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CH. 5 : Want an Apple?¿


Sam decides to call Brad.


Ring ring


Phi- “Hello ?”


Sam- “Mike is scaring me.”


Phi- “No shit.” (Brad in background screams ‘Mike better not be on the phone!’)


Sam- “What’s Brad’s prob?”


Phi- “Mike hasn’t left him alone since this whole Mike Madness took place.”


Sam-“Oh…He hasn’t been too nice to me either.”


Phi- “You should be Brad. He just told Brad not long ago to be his sex kitten.”



Silence.


Phi- “Sam?”


Sam- “Oh sorry. Have you seen my husband?”


Phi- “Word has it. Mike’s got him.”


Sam- “Nice.”


Phi- “Also Mike said he was going to run an errand…To Fascinations. Superstore… “ : /


Sam- “What’s he getting...”


Phi- “Some whips, handcuffs, sex weapons…”


Sam- “For Chester? And Rob?”


Phi- “For whoever crosses his path…”


Sam- “I’m going over there.”


Phi- “Your suicidal.”



Hangs up phone.



Brad phones Mike just to see if anyone is alive and if Sam actually went over there.

Mike- “Come with me if you want to live.”


Brad- “Eerr. No thanks Mike.”



Silence.



Mike – “Want an apple?”


Brad- “Sure….Mike what the hell has happened to Chaz and Rob?”


Mike- (an old lady voice) “want an apple my deary ?”


Brad- (sarcastically) “Is it poison?”


Mike- “yes…I mean NO.”


Brad- “nice…..”


Mike: “The better to fuck you with ! MWAHHHAHAHAHHA”


Brad hangs up phone.

[xBrAscOx]

Oh my goodness i'm worried for Sam Rob and Chaz. and i love the snow white quote, lmao. Good stuff :D Mike is a lunatic i tell ya..what'll happen next? who knows.

[pirra]

this is COOL..
i just laughed like 15 minutes..
*cant wait untill the next part*

[FelinaKrystalle]

yeah I read it too
it's so funny lol
I wanna know what's goin' on!
:D

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CHP. 6 This is the second to last chapter and I'm going out of town Friday (ill be gone for a week) So i dont know if I should leave you at this chp or not......Cuz then you'll have to wait a week for chp 7....

CHP.6 : Mikey's Coming for You

Phoenix’s phone rings. Caller: UNKNOWN


Phi- “Hello?”


Remmy- “Would you like to join the Save The Frog Foundation.”


Phi- “Remmy….”


Phi hangs up phone. His phone rings again. Caller I.D. reads: Sam’s Cell


Phi- “Hello”


Remmy- (In quiet childish voice) “One two Mikey’s coming for you. Three four better lock your door. Five six get your crucifix. Seven Eight better stay up late.”


Phoenix slams phone down. He knows they must’ve got SAM.


Brad’s Cell rings.



Ring ring ring ring ring


Brad stares at the phone and hesitates to pick it up.


Brad- “Umm…Hi?”


Mike- “There’s just two of you left…But not for long…Soon we will have you! And you will meet the penguins….”


Brad hangs up the phone and turns it off. Then his house phone rings. He unplugs it. It keeps ringing. Phoenix eyes the phone. It was down to them.

[Liz_m_mike_9077]

this crap is really funny. i wonder what the hell is wrong with mike?

[Brittany_LP]

Wow this is so good...I can't wait to read the finally chapter...Good Job!

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LAST CHAPTER !!!
CHP: 7
God Save Us >.<


Brad picks up the unplugged yet still ringing phone.


Brad- “Helloo.”


Chaz- “Brad? Brad?”


Brad- “Chaz…..? Or Mike?”


Chaz- “Yes its me Chaz.” (crack of whip heard in background)


Brad- “What’s happening to you?”


Rob grabs hold of phone.


Rob- “Forget about us…Save yourself…”


Phone goes dead.


Brad looks at Phoenix. UH OH.


Brad’s Cell : Beep Beep.
1 New Text Message


Brad flipped open his phone.


MnIzZlE:
I’m watching you. My precious.’ = )


Brad Text’s back

From where?


Message sent successfully.


Phoenix ‘s phone rings.


Phi- “What.”


Mike- (In shaky voice) “ I see dead people. And they’re all around us, they don’t even know they’re dead.”


Phi- “Go away and leave us alone already.”


Mike- “Phi, I feel so cold… Will you warm me up a bit?”


Phi- “God no.”


Phoenix’s phone beeps in. Phoenix tunes it into three way.


Brad – “Hey Phi I left the house sorry I didn’t tell you.”


Phi- “Mike’s on the line too Brad.”


Mike- “No I’m not.”


Brad- “Wha? Mike? GOD leave us!!”


Mike- “I think you need God’s help right now, he can’t leave you.”


Phi- “Mike…Just go away and let the others go.”


Mike- “I will let the three go in exchange for YOU two.”



Silence.


In the backround the others yell ‘ Don’t do it! Don’t Brad and Phi! No!!’


Phi- “Hey just give us some time.”


Mike hangs up from phone.


Brad- “Hey Phi…The radio just said its April 1st.”


Phi- “I don’t care what day it is! I just want my friends back!”


Brad- “No, Phi. It’s April Fool’s Day.”



Silence.


They both hang up.


Thanks for everyone that has read me and my friends' : Phone Convos Story !!! I LOVE YA ALL !!!!!! * Gives you loads of Goodies!!*

oh...and there is a part 2 LOL

[Brittany_LP]

That was a good story...OMG GOOD JOB!!!!

[FelinaKrystalle]

wow!
that ROCKED!

[JDS_Writer]

First off, THE FUNNIEST FUCKIN THING I HAVE EVA READ!

lol

Second off, the whole mike thing, the whole band pranked brad and Phi? it was april fools, so none of that was real... or someting like that, lol

I liked it alot, I love humor FF cause i tend to write Drama, so humor always lightens my mood :D

[Liz_m_mike_9077]

that was so funny

[lp_chick_rocker23]

wow that kicked ass.I was laughing so hard. Good job keep up the great work and i can't wait for more stories. :)

[Pheonix791989]

OMG that was so damn funny. i liked it. what was the deal with the penguins? it was funny when u got Remmy in there. me likey

[MmmMikeShinoda]

This story cracked me up! I'm surprised I didn't wake anyone up! It rocked! :lol:

[LinKinParKMetaLLica]

i was worrying about rob!!! and of course sam and everyone else then when brad said 'phi its april 1st' and phi phi likes 'i dont care wat day it is'
brad'no phi its april fools day' i just sat there thinking 'wat the heck?' that was a relle good story

[cmlp]

OMG that was great! The first 2 chaps I was like "What the? Huh?" But the rest I was just laughing. :lol:

[rockerchick_313]

HAHAHAHA! at first, Mike reminded me of my friend Yan Yi. She is chinese and is verrry strange and has a thing about pinguins and pandas. Than at the end I started to think........Is this Yan Yi who wrote it? HAHAHA! IT WAS THE FUNNIEST!

[M!ke_Sh!n0da_1sh_h0t_XD]

holy shit dat was hilarious!!! lamo!!

[azemkamikaze03]

april fools is wat i though at the beggining but your conversations were weird so i got thrown off

[LPlova1010]

That was great lol u should like do a sequel thingy!! :p

[stupidsoul1]

Lmao

[4everLP_Shinoda]

Kool chapters,I really like them.It was fools day,lol,lmao,hahaha,at first Mike scared me so much but when i read in the end he was joking,what a funny guy.
When I read the first chapter I thought that this story was going to kinda similar as the movie The Call(or The Ring,i dunno how is the properly way of the name in english tho),but then I realized it was different from what I thought.
So good work and continue with other stories cuz this one was scary but at the same time funny

[stupidsoul1]

lol yer

[LPpinkfreak821]

omfg.. LMAO.. *rolls on foor laughing*.. that s*** is so FUNNY!!!.. U HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF F*CKIN HUMAR.. hahh that funnny.!!!!